zipper slip

Forgetting to zip back up after going to the bathroom in a public place. Often accompanied by a "zipper coma", where you almost NEVER remember to attend to that little matter.

Of all the times to do this, Fred had a zipper slip just before walking up the aisle at his own wedding.

by backinbowl January 15, 2010

sax

a sexually explicit fax message.

She was too shy to proposition him on the phone, so she sent him a sax instead.

by backinbowl February 5, 2010

mobile mouth

A person who carries on cell phone conversations in public places in such a loud voice it's as if they're sure everyone just has to be interested in what they're saying.

Even though I was several aisles away in the supermarket, I couldn't help but hear that mobile mouth as clearly as if he were talking to me.

by backinbowl January 19, 2010

shear stupidity

Getting an outrageously expensive haircut that ends up making you look like you got run over by a rusty lawnmower.

Did you see James? He looks like he just stuck his finger in a wall socket.

Yeah, splurging on a haircut like that was shear stupidity.

by backinbowl February 17, 2010