bLiTch's definitions
When a person takes a shit, usually creamy, and it leaves a paint like residue on the toilet bowl upon flushing. Different techniques and types of poo yield different results or masterpieces.
After a 12 minute battle with the toilet, Mike enjoyed flushing so he could see his Picasso poo at work.
by bLiTcH January 10, 2009
Get the picasso poomug. A roman column crap is the type of crap that fights u before going into the toilet but upon landing in the bowl, it crumbles into little turdlets like an ancient roman column from the colosseum.
I took the toughest shit of my life and after i finally gave birth to a roman column crap, it crumbled into little rabbit turds. Why couldnt it do that while in my ass?
by bLiTcH February 29, 2008
Get the roman column crapmug. When a person, usually but not limited to a child, swallows money, usually pennies, and shits them out. When they pinch off the turd that contains pennies, they are penny pinching.
by bLiTcH January 9, 2008
Get the penny pinchermug. This is the act of consuming pennies and later shitting them out. One who performs this act is a penny pincher.
As I swallowed the handful of pennies, all I could think of is how badly I'd be penny pinching the next day.
by bLiTcH January 9, 2008
Get the penny pinchingmug. "My name is Mr. Akai" is a code used by KKK klansmen tell other klansmen that they are also part of the KKK. It is an acronym for A klansman am I. It is used in response to the statement, "I am looking for Mr. Ayak."
A klansman walks into a bar and yells out "I am looking for a Mr. Ayak."
A fellow klansman responds, "My name is Mr. Akai."
Since their "secret code" is now on urbandictionary, a group of negroes hears them say this and they continue to beat the shit out of and/or rape the couple.
A fellow klansman responds, "My name is Mr. Akai."
Since their "secret code" is now on urbandictionary, a group of negroes hears them say this and they continue to beat the shit out of and/or rape the couple.
by bLiTcH January 9, 2008
Get the Mr. Akaimug. This is the painful yet entertaining act of letting out a monstrous shit that floats in the water for a few minutes before flushing. Upon flushing, the turd hangs on for dear life and eventually parts through the middle, breaking, and finally sinking. The turd resembles the titanic.
I had to take such a big shit that it hurt. But after i was done i had a good laugh watching that monster fight from being flushed. It was definitely a titanic turd.
by bLiTcH January 10, 2009
Get the titanic turdmug. by bLiTcH January 10, 2009
Get the bonfiremug.