bLiTch's definitions

Mr. Akai

"My name is Mr. Akai" is a code used by KKK klansmen tell other klansmen that they are also part of the KKK. It is an acronym for A klansman am I. It is used in response to the statement, "I am looking for Mr. Ayak."

A klansman walks into a bar and yells out "I am looking for a Mr. Ayak."

A fellow klansman responds, "My name is Mr. Akai."

Since their "secret code" is now on urbandictionary, a group of negroes hears them say this and they continue to beat the shit out of and/or rape the couple.

by bLiTcH January 9, 2008

Mr. Ayak

"I am looking for a Mr. Ayak" is a code used by KKK klansmen to find other clansmen. It is an acronym for Are you a klansmen? The response to this question, if one is a klansmen, is "My name is Mr. Akai.

A crazy klansman is about to get whooped by a group of afro negroes so he yells out "I need Mr. Ayak."

Nobody responds and the spooks continue to rape him.

by bLiTcH January 9, 2008

picasso poo

When a person takes a shit, usually creamy, and it leaves a paint like residue on the toilet bowl upon flushing. Different techniques and types of poo yield different results or masterpieces.

After a 12 minute battle with the toilet, Mike enjoyed flushing so he could see his Picasso poo at work.

by bLiTcH January 10, 2009

penny pinching

This is the act of consuming pennies and later shitting them out. One who performs this act is a penny pincher.

As I swallowed the handful of pennies, all I could think of is how badly I'd be penny pinching the next day.

by bLiTcH January 9, 2008

slave feet

At the heart of every negro is his or her slave feet. Not all negros know that they have slave feet until they actually need to use them.

Jordan never excelled in sports, but when he got caught stealing a t.v, his slave feet instantly kicked in.

by bLiTcH January 8, 2009

pastafarian orthodox

the belief that religion should be kept out of public schools without the belief in the other acts of pastafarianism

"DOOD this is so cool lets all worship the flying spaghetti monster and stuff!"

"i dont think that religion should be taught in public schools but that flying spaghetti monster shit is obviously fake. im a member of the pastafarian orthodox church"

by blitch May 4, 2010

Arizona

The driest, hottest, most boring state in the country. It is filled with retards mutated by incest and nuclear weapons. See shithole.

Have you ever been to Arizona?

Fuck no, and I dont ever plan on it

Why not?

I dont want to lose my anal virginity to one of those incest fucktards.

by bLiTcH November 17, 2007