assfault

A disgusting feature that makes a relatively nice ass look bad. (hair, mole, boil, hemmeroid, etc.).
Cellulite is a major assfault. It can make the nicest asses go bad.
by bLiTch June 19, 2008
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pastafarian orthodox

the belief that religion should be kept out of public schools without the belief in the other acts of pastafarianism
"DOOD this is so cool lets all worship the flying spaghetti monster and stuff!"

"i dont think that religion should be taught in public schools but that flying spaghetti monster shit is obviously fake. im a member of the pastafarian orthodox church"
by blitch May 04, 2010
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sleazy spigot

A sleazy spigot is performed when a woman swallows much semen from her male partner. She then induces herself to vomit all of her stomach's contents back into her partner's mouth.
Last night my girlfriend gave me a sleazy spigot then broke up with me.

what a bitch. i wonder if she at least enjoyed the break up sex.
by bLiTcH December 26, 2007
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roman column crap

A roman column crap is the type of crap that fights u before going into the toilet but upon landing in the bowl, it crumbles into little turdlets like an ancient roman column from the colosseum.
I took the toughest shit of my life and after i finally gave birth to a roman column crap, it crumbled into little rabbit turds. Why couldnt it do that while in my ass?
by bLiTcH February 29, 2008
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periodic sex

This is sex when the female partner is on her period. Having periodic sex is not recommended and can get quite messy.
Jordan was so horny from not seeing stacie for months that they decided to have periodic sex. Her bed never smelled the same.
by bLiTcH January 28, 2008
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bonfire

A bonfire is the result of 2 or more fire crotches have sex with each other.
There was a huge bonfire at the party last night. At least 5 fire crotches were having an orgy.
by bLiTcH January 26, 2008
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hilbilly

This is the combination of Hilary and Bill Clinton. Hilary wearing the political pants in the relationship.

man 1: Who are you voting for this year?

man 2: I don't know who im voting for but it sure wont be hilbilly.
by bLiTcH February 26, 2008
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