b0Bz0r3llo's definitions

women

proof there is some kinda higher being, such as God.
See also: shopping, make-up, diet, catch-22

Nothing man-made could ever be quite so complicated

by b0Bz0r3llo April 9, 2005

nut sack

a bloke's nuts, including the skin and any other bits 'n' bobs that attach them to your dick

Bloody 'ell, talk about freezing, my nut sack's colder 'n' a brass monkey's balls!

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

Coo

a nasty, sticky brown substance formed from a mixture of come and poo. Appears during anal sex with someone who needs to take a dump, or has diarrhea. Something covered in coo can be said to be cooey

"Dude! i was hittin' that ass for half an hour before i noticed my dick was covered in coo!"

by b0Bz0r3llo March 22, 2005

nads

plural of nad; meaning testicles (pair of) (unless you're really unlucky!)

this water's freexing my nads off!

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

yairanno

Catchphrase of a character from BBC Three's "Little Britain" comedy series. Now annoyingly repeated ad infinitum by thousands of chav kids too stupid and unimaginative to come up with thier own comedy material, and usually sounding fuck all like it's meant to, therefore losing all hint of comedy merit shown in the original.

stupid chav kid #1:"come on, we've got maths next"
stupid chav kid #2:"yeairanno"

stupid chav kid #1:"you owe me £50 for that mad weed i got you yesterday"
stupid chav kid #2:"yairanno"

teacher:"if you fail all your GCSEs you'll find it hard getting a job"
stupid chav kid #2:"yairanno"
teacher:*smacks stupid chav kid #2 square in the jaw. All the other kids give a cheer*

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

stout

looks like what you might get in the toilet after a particularly heavy night out washed down with a half-cooked kebab (i.e. from any takeaway in town)
tastes like an alcoholic, cold gravy. Consitency can range from watery-Bisto-alike to full-on, all-natural-straight-from-cooked-juices
Is nicer than it sounds, can be used as a better replacement for food than beer, as it takes less to fill you up.

"It's st. paddy's day, so let's go for a pint or two of stout"
- If you're not in Ireland, it's NOT real stout

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

assraped

in it's sinister form, means a depraved and criminal sex act. Rape is any kind of sexual act performed on someone against their will.
However, it has become quite popular slang in some online gaming communities, usually just amongst lads (so there's less chance of someone being offended by its use) to mean, usually, beaten hands down. Sometimes used more when you are beaten in an unlucky situation.

Did you see that? there were three of them left against just me! i was assraped!

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005