Skip to main content

b0Bz0r3llo's definitions

Victoria Silvestedt

(Also Victoria Silverstedt, Victoria Silvstedt) THE textbook definition of "blonde bimbo"
Big, fake tits, sexy voice, comes across initially as a little dumb, until you realise she's not particularly dumb, just incredibly boring, with zero personality. Probably has absolutely no actual thoughts of her own, just pays people to do it for her
Just watch the episode of Shooting Stars she appeared on.
by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005
mugGet the Victoria Silvestedt mug.

nut sack

a bloke's nuts, including the skin and any other bits 'n' bobs that attach them to your dick
Bloody 'ell, talk about freezing, my nut sack's colder 'n' a brass monkey's balls!
by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005
mugGet the nut sack mug.

gazungas

boobs, tits, titties, boobies, breasts, baps, balconne (sp?), jugs, melons, palmfruit, nipplesacks, balloons, coconuts, etc.
whadda pair of gazungas!
by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005
mugGet the gazungas mug.

spamvertising

Form of online advertising that uses spam-like tactics in ways not usually associated with spam. We know about spam in snail mail, e-mail and enwsgroups, but this is a much wider problem:
fake blogs, comments on websites that allow visitors to comment, shell sites, etc.
For some reason, these guys reckon this form of advertising is worth their while. I'd be willing to bet a huge sum of money that less than 0.01% of advertisers who use these tactics actually make money, in fact the majority probably lose money plus the time they've wasted setting it up. Spamvertising just pisses people off, it certainly doesn't make us want to go and spend money on whatever heap a shit you're hawking.
just look at many of the current blog posts on www.weblogs.com
or the waves of spam comments at blogcritics.org
by b0Bz0r3llo March 27, 2005
mugGet the spamvertising mug.

stout

looks like what you might get in the toilet after a particularly heavy night out washed down with a half-cooked kebab (i.e. from any takeaway in town)
tastes like an alcoholic, cold gravy. Consitency can range from watery-Bisto-alike to full-on, all-natural-straight-from-cooked-juices
Is nicer than it sounds, can be used as a better replacement for food than beer, as it takes less to fill you up.
"It's st. paddy's day, so let's go for a pint or two of stout"
- If you're not in Ireland, it's NOT real stout
by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005
mugGet the stout mug.

woopetang

This word first appeared several decades ago, in the brilliant comedy film Monty Python's Quest For The Holy Grail, from the Monty Python team. It is said by the leader of the...knights-who-all-too-recently-said-ni when he tells Arthur they're no lnoger the knights who say ni.
I froget the exact word, but he says "we now the knights who say <something>woopetang<some more nonsesne, trailing off into just a nosie>"
by b0Bz0r3llo March 21, 2005
mugGet the woopetang mug.

cracker

someone who "cracks" security-protected software. Can be just copy protection, time-limited demos, etc.
i *think* in this case, "crack" is like a contraction of "code break". Either way, it dates back to the code-making and code-breaking of WWII. Especially as most serial number generation sequences have their roots in the exact same mathematics as the secret codes used back then.
"i just figured out how to get this game working without needing the CD. I'm a cracker, i cracked the game's copy protection"
by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005
mugGet the cracker mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email