b0Bz0r3llo's definitions

women

proof there is some kinda higher being, such as God.
See also: shopping, make-up, diet, catch-22

Nothing man-made could ever be quite so complicated

by b0Bz0r3llo April 9, 2005

bladdered

means more than just "drunk" - actually means "aboslutely fuckin wasted off my ass!"

i went out drinking last night and got bladdered so i couldn't see further than a couple of inches in front of me

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

Bush

He's not a retard. As someone else already pointed out, that's offensive to those who are retarded but struggle on with their lives. George Bush jr. never had to struggle for anything other than to take a shit out of his coke-constipated colon. George Bush jr. CHOOSES to be as dumb as he is, chooses to deal with the people he deals with, chooses to shaft the US public whilst telling them he's celibate. I can only hope that one day he has a heart attack whilst his cock's stuck in the donkey on the white house lawn, so the press find him like that...

Bush said the US had proof Saddam had weapons of mass destruction. 8 months prior to 9/11, Bush had members of the Taleban over to discuss the building of a major section of an oil pipeline through Afghanistan (suprise surprise, now it won't cost so much)
Bush claims to have human rights as his main concern (hence the afghanistan invasion and then iraq) yet continues to ignore widespread human rights abuses in nigeria (but there's oil there, and Shell), saudi arabia (he's still buddies with their rulers though), the sudan (nothing of monetary value there, so who cares eh?), chechnya (ditto), somalia (ditto) and so on. You gotta love his consistency (about the same as oil, i'd say)

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

hoose

scotch for "house"
made famous by that wine gums advert (or was it fruit pastilles)

There's juice
loose
aboot this hoose!

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

Victoria Silvestedt

(Also Victoria Silverstedt, Victoria Silvstedt) THE textbook definition of "blonde bimbo"
Big, fake tits, sexy voice, comes across initially as a little dumb, until you realise she's not particularly dumb, just incredibly boring, with zero personality. Probably has absolutely no actual thoughts of her own, just pays people to do it for her

Just watch the episode of Shooting Stars she appeared on.

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

nut sack

a bloke's nuts, including the skin and any other bits 'n' bobs that attach them to your dick

Bloody 'ell, talk about freezing, my nut sack's colder 'n' a brass monkey's balls!

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

woopetang

This word first appeared several decades ago, in the brilliant comedy film Monty Python's Quest For The Holy Grail, from the Monty Python team. It is said by the leader of the...knights-who-all-too-recently-said-ni when he tells Arthur they're no lnoger the knights who say ni.

I froget the exact word, but he says "we now the knights who say <something>woopetang<some more nonsesne, trailing off into just a nosie>"

by b0Bz0r3llo March 21, 2005