b0Bz0r3llo's definitions

Bush

He's not a retard. As someone else already pointed out, that's offensive to those who are retarded but struggle on with their lives. George Bush jr. never had to struggle for anything other than to take a shit out of his coke-constipated colon. George Bush jr. CHOOSES to be as dumb as he is, chooses to deal with the people he deals with, chooses to shaft the US public whilst telling them he's celibate. I can only hope that one day he has a heart attack whilst his cock's stuck in the donkey on the white house lawn, so the press find him like that...

Bush said the US had proof Saddam had weapons of mass destruction. 8 months prior to 9/11, Bush had members of the Taleban over to discuss the building of a major section of an oil pipeline through Afghanistan (suprise surprise, now it won't cost so much)
Bush claims to have human rights as his main concern (hence the afghanistan invasion and then iraq) yet continues to ignore widespread human rights abuses in nigeria (but there's oil there, and Shell), saudi arabia (he's still buddies with their rulers though), the sudan (nothing of monetary value there, so who cares eh?), chechnya (ditto), somalia (ditto) and so on. You gotta love his consistency (about the same as oil, i'd say)

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

nut sack

a bloke's nuts, including the skin and any other bits 'n' bobs that attach them to your dick

Bloody 'ell, talk about freezing, my nut sack's colder 'n' a brass monkey's balls!

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

Friggin

a non-swear-word replacement for "fucking"
Probably arose from several sources, and I expect at least one was inspiration from England's very own Muhammed Al Fayed, who says "fug" and "fugging" alot, instead of the actual swearwords

Person 1 (sees grandma approaching):Friggin hell, Bush got the presidency AGAIN!
Person 2:Dude, why didn't you just say fucking hell?
Grandma:*frowns at person 2*

by b0Bz0r3llo March 22, 2005

woopetang

This word first appeared several decades ago, in the brilliant comedy film Monty Python's Quest For The Holy Grail, from the Monty Python team. It is said by the leader of the...knights-who-all-too-recently-said-ni when he tells Arthur they're no lnoger the knights who say ni.

I froget the exact word, but he says "we now the knights who say <something>woopetang<some more nonsesne, trailing off into just a nosie>"

by b0Bz0r3llo March 21, 2005

yairanno

Catchphrase of a character from BBC Three's "Little Britain" comedy series. Now annoyingly repeated ad infinitum by thousands of chav kids too stupid and unimaginative to come up with thier own comedy material, and usually sounding fuck all like it's meant to, therefore losing all hint of comedy merit shown in the original.

stupid chav kid #1:"come on, we've got maths next"
stupid chav kid #2:"yeairanno"

stupid chav kid #1:"you owe me £50 for that mad weed i got you yesterday"
stupid chav kid #2:"yairanno"

teacher:"if you fail all your GCSEs you'll find it hard getting a job"
stupid chav kid #2:"yairanno"
teacher:*smacks stupid chav kid #2 square in the jaw. All the other kids give a cheer*

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

feed the donkey

to finger-fuck a girl, aka give her a hand job, finger her, etc.

i pulled this well fit girl last night, and she let me feed the donkey

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

fook

another way of saying "fuck"
favoured by us in the midlands/north england

fook you, you southern bastard!

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005