b0Bz0r3llo's definitions

gazungas

boobs, tits, titties, boobies, breasts, baps, balconne (sp?), jugs, melons, palmfruit, nipplesacks, balloons, coconuts, etc.

whadda pair of gazungas!

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

bladdered

means more than just "drunk" - actually means "aboslutely fuckin wasted off my ass!"

i went out drinking last night and got bladdered so i couldn't see further than a couple of inches in front of me

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

woopetang

This word first appeared several decades ago, in the brilliant comedy film Monty Python's Quest For The Holy Grail, from the Monty Python team. It is said by the leader of the...knights-who-all-too-recently-said-ni when he tells Arthur they're no lnoger the knights who say ni.

I froget the exact word, but he says "we now the knights who say <something>woopetang<some more nonsesne, trailing off into just a nosie>"

by b0Bz0r3llo March 21, 2005

gays

gays are a very clean people

"Gays are a very clean people, Lois. And they have been ever since they came to this country from France"

by b0Bz0r3llo April 10, 2005

assraped

in it's sinister form, means a depraved and criminal sex act. Rape is any kind of sexual act performed on someone against their will.
However, it has become quite popular slang in some online gaming communities, usually just amongst lads (so there's less chance of someone being offended by its use) to mean, usually, beaten hands down. Sometimes used more when you are beaten in an unlucky situation.

Did you see that? there were three of them left against just me! i was assraped!

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

yairanno

Catchphrase of a character from BBC Three's "Little Britain" comedy series. Now annoyingly repeated ad infinitum by thousands of chav kids too stupid and unimaginative to come up with thier own comedy material, and usually sounding fuck all like it's meant to, therefore losing all hint of comedy merit shown in the original.

stupid chav kid #1:"come on, we've got maths next"
stupid chav kid #2:"yeairanno"

stupid chav kid #1:"you owe me £50 for that mad weed i got you yesterday"
stupid chav kid #2:"yairanno"

teacher:"if you fail all your GCSEs you'll find it hard getting a job"
stupid chav kid #2:"yairanno"
teacher:*smacks stupid chav kid #2 square in the jaw. All the other kids give a cheer*

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

stout

looks like what you might get in the toilet after a particularly heavy night out washed down with a half-cooked kebab (i.e. from any takeaway in town)
tastes like an alcoholic, cold gravy. Consitency can range from watery-Bisto-alike to full-on, all-natural-straight-from-cooked-juices
Is nicer than it sounds, can be used as a better replacement for food than beer, as it takes less to fill you up.

"It's st. paddy's day, so let's go for a pint or two of stout"
- If you're not in Ireland, it's NOT real stout

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005