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scranton shoehorn 

The act of inserting your penis flaccid into a rectum using your thumb as a shoehorn and then tickeling your nuts until you become erect at which point urinating is optional but preferred.

The midgets ass was too tight so I had to scranton shoehorn that slut.

scranton shoehorn by b00stinsc00by November 18, 2009