Top Definition
The act of inserting your penis flaccid into a rectum using your thumb as a shoehorn and then tickeling your nuts until you become erect at which point urinating is optional but preferred.
The midgets ass was too tight so I had to scranton shoehorn that slut.
by b00stinsc00by November 18, 2009
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