23 definitions by avialae
A tasergasm happens when you shocking your body (with a taser or anything similar), mainly your back, just right before (or during) an orgasm to intensify the feeling. They say an orgasm will feel more, well, electrifying and powerful, even more so than orgasms through chocking or spanking yourself.
A tasergasm is a form of erotic electrostimulation.
A tasergasm is a form of erotic electrostimulation.
Right before I came, I pushed the button to have my tasergasm and I was in heaven. My body was pulsating with pleasure. The electric shock turned pain into pleasure instantly, and just made the feeling more pleasurable.
by avialae January 26, 2014
When you're really horny and want to masturbate, but you have no fantasy, story and/or nobody to fantasize about. It is very frustrating and annoying, considering that your libido is good and you're in the mood, but you cannot do your thing only because you don't have a sexual fantasy in mind.
God I'm so horny, but I really have nothing to fantasize about. Even porn is not doing anything to me. How the hell can I get off?
Sounds like you have Masturbator's block. ;)
Sounds like you have Masturbator's block. ;)
by avialae November 16, 2020
When someone you love and (assumedly) loves you, such as a close friend you trust or even a lover, suddenly deletes/blocks you for no reason from all social media and cuts ties from you for absolutely no reason. It's the ultimate betrayal and it hurts a lot (as seen in Star Wars Episode III).
I can't see Aaron's posts on my Facebook. Oh wait, I think he blocked me. What the hell!? We were very close friends and I even began to love him *cries*
Sorry, looks he went execute order 66 on you.
*weeps even more and has suicide thoughts*
Sorry, looks he went execute order 66 on you.
*weeps even more and has suicide thoughts*
by avialae July 19, 2021
When your poop is halfway out/halfway in and it doesn't move at all no matter how hard you try to push it out. It's in a limbo when MOST of the poop is inside and the tip of it is hanging out - that's when it's so hard to push it out.
When your poop is in a limbo (and you can't get it out) you have to wipe your anus a lot because it will be so, uh, shitty. And becareful, as solid poop content might fall on your tissue.
When your poop is in a limbo (and you can't get it out) you have to wipe your anus a lot because it will be so, uh, shitty. And becareful, as solid poop content might fall on your tissue.
My shit was in a bad state of limbo today. I just couldn't get it out no matter how hard I pushed. Now I think I've got a little bit of poop sticking out in my pants (can't clean it off!).
by avialae October 9, 2013
A woman who thinks that she's a man. Well she doesn't really think it; she is a man in the inside. Diesel dykes make better 'men' than actual men. They're the only toughest group of people out there who aren't homophobic and think low of gay men - well they're lesbians anyway.
Most of the definitions in here seem to diss the diesels.
Diesel dykes are really quiet, relaxed and chilled, like that laidback guy (see bulldyke for the always-rude, bitter lesbians that hate the world).
They fight you only if you are rude to them - their aggressiveness is for good reasons (against homophobia, jerks, etc). They mostly think that they're one of the dudes - 'sup Harris, how ya doin' brother?'.
They are usually in small town bars and are truck drivers.
Just like how effeminate gay men make good friends with women, diesel dykes are perfected with the straight man.
Most of the definitions in here seem to diss the diesels.
Diesel dykes are really quiet, relaxed and chilled, like that laidback guy (see bulldyke for the always-rude, bitter lesbians that hate the world).
They fight you only if you are rude to them - their aggressiveness is for good reasons (against homophobia, jerks, etc). They mostly think that they're one of the dudes - 'sup Harris, how ya doin' brother?'.
They are usually in small town bars and are truck drivers.
Just like how effeminate gay men make good friends with women, diesel dykes are perfected with the straight man.
Angry diesel dyke: Suck my dick you fucking prick. I will fucking kick your balls in if you touch my shenis, cunt. Ah...wanna take it outside? Let's go you little fuck.
Nice diesel dyke: Hey what's happening bro? How is your lovely wife Amelia? Oh it's so lovely to see you buddy. Want a beer dude? Cheers man! Gotta take a piss dude as my bladder is full of it *scratches vagina, off to the toilet*
Nice diesel: A brother is always there for you *thumps hand to heart*. I love you bud. You're a bro over a ho man. *hugs the male BFF*
Angry diesel: Homophobes should fucking die. No one messes with the LGBT community. I'd rip their fucking heads off with my mighty shenis!
Horny diesel: Fuck this bitch makes my testes explode. I'd shove my 8 inch dildo up her ass anytime until she squirts all over my girl penis.
Youse just the see ANGRY side of them.
Nice diesel dyke: Hey what's happening bro? How is your lovely wife Amelia? Oh it's so lovely to see you buddy. Want a beer dude? Cheers man! Gotta take a piss dude as my bladder is full of it *scratches vagina, off to the toilet*
Nice diesel: A brother is always there for you *thumps hand to heart*. I love you bud. You're a bro over a ho man. *hugs the male BFF*
Angry diesel: Homophobes should fucking die. No one messes with the LGBT community. I'd rip their fucking heads off with my mighty shenis!
Horny diesel: Fuck this bitch makes my testes explode. I'd shove my 8 inch dildo up her ass anytime until she squirts all over my girl penis.
Youse just the see ANGRY side of them.
by avialae March 20, 2013
When a woman's default, or neutral, facial expression is rather bitchy and mean looking in nature. She can be happy, nice and even in a great mood, but she'll still have that look. They can't help it.
People would usually think that women with the BRF syndrome hate them or something, even though they don't. So don't ever think that - 99% of them may love you even.
Older women are the worst offenders when it comes to this syndrome.
People would usually think that women with the BRF syndrome hate them or something, even though they don't. So don't ever think that - 99% of them may love you even.
Older women are the worst offenders when it comes to this syndrome.
- Oh my God, what is up with Flora? Just saw her today and she was giving me and my family the ugly look.
- Nah don't worry, she has the case of the bitchy resting face syndrome. That's how they naturally look when they're at a neutral expression.
Next day:
- Fucking Flora...why did she give us that ugly bitchy face aga......
- OMG ENOUGH ALREADY! I JUST I TOLD YOU WHY!
Day 3:
- Have you heard about Flora giving people ugly faces? Wonder why?
- *sigh*
- Nah don't worry, she has the case of the bitchy resting face syndrome. That's how they naturally look when they're at a neutral expression.
Next day:
- Fucking Flora...why did she give us that ugly bitchy face aga......
- OMG ENOUGH ALREADY! I JUST I TOLD YOU WHY!
Day 3:
- Have you heard about Flora giving people ugly faces? Wonder why?
- *sigh*
by avialae December 23, 2013
An insult to perverted, promiscuous men that always get pussy and get AIDS from it.
They are trashy, dirty and rude idiots. They're the 'male sluts', if you will.
They are trashy, dirty and rude idiots. They're the 'male sluts', if you will.
by avialae March 25, 2013