3 definitions by ausxau
A person that, unknowingly or knowingly, ranches bacteria by not showering after football practice, weightlifting or any activity that involves heavy sweating.
It's the type of person that, for example, sweats while working out at the gym, then leaves without showering and goes to deposit all the sweat, filth and bacteria into their car seats where it can multiply and get stronger.
It's the type of person that, for example, sweats while working out at the gym, then leaves without showering and goes to deposit all the sweat, filth and bacteria into their car seats where it can multiply and get stronger.
Girl 1: Lana is such a skank. She works out at the gym, sweats all over her clothes, and then gets in her car and sweats into the seats!
Girl 2: Oh gross, she is such a bacteria rancher!
Girl 2: Oh gross, she is such a bacteria rancher!
by ausxau June 19, 2017
The act of driving without head or taillights at night time regardless of what state or province one is in. The term originates from South Florida where tourists enjoy driving around at night without headlights or taillights; and also in the Atlanta Metro area, where lots of rental cars have Florida plates.
Driver: Look at that Corolla with the FL plates!
Passenger: Whoa, they don't have their lights on!
Driver: They are totally driving Florida style down the 405!
Passenger: Whoa, they don't have their lights on!
Driver: They are totally driving Florida style down the 405!
by ausxau June 20, 2017
An inexplicable 10-15 foot section of highway or interstate in South Carolina that is so scarred to the point it damages vehicle tires, throws off alignments and jolts sleepy motorists awake. Usually occurring after(and most notoriously along I-95) and even more inexplicably hundreds of feet prior to bridges and overpasses, they resemble charred sections of pavement that have been neglected for decades. Also, they are not extended sections of pavement, they usually only last a half second when traveling at typical South Carolina interstate speeds (82-92 mph). In rare cases, the scar extends the entire span of a bridge; however most of these South Carolina Road Scars have been slowly repaired over the course of 15 years.
Trucker 1: That damn four wheeler is about to run into that South Carolina Road Scar after the Pee-Dee bridge.
Four Wheeler: God damn, what WAS that?
Four Wheeler Passenger: Oh, no! What's that yellow light that just came on?
Four Wheeler: God damn, what WAS that?
Four Wheeler Passenger: Oh, no! What's that yellow light that just came on?
by ausxau March 11, 2020