austin's definitions

espresso

A type of coffee made by forcing very hot water through finely ground and tightly packed coffee resulting in a dark, sometimes bitter tasting, drink.

Espresso is served in shots of around 1.5 ounces, and is frequently added to steamed milk to make various coffee beverages.

Often mistakenly called "expresso".

I just spent an entire month's worth of paychecks on a new espresso machine. I will never sleep again.

by Austin December 1, 2003

Weak Sauce

A way of saying that something is lame or boring.

"You mean the phish concert tickets are sold out? Weak Sauce dude."

by Austin August 3, 2004

Faggoty Ann

Anyone you don't like.
(A spinoff of Raggety Ann)

Evan: Hey, How are you?
Zac: F--k off, faggety anne.

by Austin April 8, 2005

stin wigger

a new breed of wiggers. these are not the jamie kennedy wiggers from malibu's most wanted. although they listen to rap, dress in baggy clothing, sag, wear tobagins and do-rags, and do drugs. they don't talk use slang like "dawg, yo, fo shizzle, homes" and almost never say they r from the ghetto, and are very aware of thier skin color. yet they do say words like "straight" and "tight". although they are commonly accepted by the black comunity and raely made fun of, they still face riducule from punks and hardcore wiggers for not converting totally to one kind of persona.

eminem is a stin wigger.

by austin February 7, 2004

solitary confinement

to be forcefully chillen by urself by a state or gov. Not being able to communicate with someone for 9 hours. THe mind starts to bug out

Hey yo im not goign back to solitary, it drives me insane

by austin October 7, 2003

79

The sex position of choice is the during the seventies. It is like the popular ’69,’ but a decade later in the disco inferno we call the seventies. Like the sixty-nine, the woman lays on top of the man head-to- toe where both partners can execute oral sex to the others genitals. Make sure the woman is on top so she can use a full head and neck motion to perform her fellatio. The main difference is that the woman, while performing oral sex, sticks her finger up the guy’s ass. This is due to the fact that several years after its heyday, disco and all its leisure suit glory is seen as “kinda gay.” If enacted correctly, both partners will soon be climaxing with full orgasms that coincide to the beat of “That’s the way (uh-huh, uh-huh) I like it (uh-huh, uh-huh.)”

Dude, she got up to the second knuckle when we 79'd.

by Austin March 26, 2005

lil bit

any amount of anything dispite it's original meaning of "not alot" this "lil bit" term can mean even alot or a massive amoutn, whether it being how much something is, or to what extent.

"man 1(asking man 2): did he just insult me?
man 2:lil bit"

"woman: did u have fun last night?
man: lil bit"

by austin February 7, 2004