austin's definitions

fuck wand

Penis. And since the piece of shit web site makes me have at least 3 words and 20 letters i had to write this... blah.

I have the largest damn fuck wand.

by Austin September 12, 2004

solitary confinement

to be forcefully chillen by urself by a state or gov. Not being able to communicate with someone for 9 hours. THe mind starts to bug out

Hey yo im not goign back to solitary, it drives me insane

by austin October 7, 2003

stin wigger

a new breed of wiggers. these are not the jamie kennedy wiggers from malibu's most wanted. although they listen to rap, dress in baggy clothing, sag, wear tobagins and do-rags, and do drugs. they don't talk use slang like "dawg, yo, fo shizzle, homes" and almost never say they r from the ghetto, and are very aware of thier skin color. yet they do say words like "straight" and "tight". although they are commonly accepted by the black comunity and raely made fun of, they still face riducule from punks and hardcore wiggers for not converting totally to one kind of persona.

eminem is a stin wigger.

by austin February 7, 2004

79

The sex position of choice is the during the seventies. It is like the popular ’69,’ but a decade later in the disco inferno we call the seventies. Like the sixty-nine, the woman lays on top of the man head-to- toe where both partners can execute oral sex to the others genitals. Make sure the woman is on top so she can use a full head and neck motion to perform her fellatio. The main difference is that the woman, while performing oral sex, sticks her finger up the guy’s ass. This is due to the fact that several years after its heyday, disco and all its leisure suit glory is seen as “kinda gay.” If enacted correctly, both partners will soon be climaxing with full orgasms that coincide to the beat of “That’s the way (uh-huh, uh-huh) I like it (uh-huh, uh-huh.)”

Dude, she got up to the second knuckle when we 79'd.

by Austin March 26, 2005

brivle

Spit or BBQ set to cook out on

Do your toasting on the brivle out back

by Austin May 13, 2005

ass bash rash

The rash one receives from too much butt fucking.

That gay kid must have hella ass bash rash by now.

by Austin April 20, 2004

gweeto

a stereotypical italian with greased back hair and huge gold chains, that talks like a mobster but in reality is still suckling his mommys teet.

God damn i hate gweeto mother fuckers

by Austin May 13, 2005