Definitions by aussie bob

britney spears 

rhyming slang for a pair of cheap-unsatisfying-yet-strangely-popular with-the-younger-set beers

heres two bucks for a couple of britneys

britney spears by aussie bob March 7, 2005

a snag short of a barbie 

to have kangaroos in the top paddock; to be a stubbie short of six pack; not the full quid; a nutter or person who is not of the usual intellect

that drongo Bush is a few snags short of a barbie

a snag short of a barbie by aussie bob March 7, 2005

mystery meat 

what you get from the kebab shop - whoever saw a round lamb leg three feet long? WAKE UP PEOPLE!

after 20 beers or so we all went to uncle salaams for a feed of mystery meat

mystery meat by aussie bob March 7, 2005

mystery meat 

what they serve at the kebab shop - whoever's seen a three foot high and perfectly round lamb leg? WAKE UP PEOPLE!

after 20 beers or so we all went to uncle sallaams for a serve of mystery meat

mystery meat by aussie bob March 7, 2005

bath dodger 

A person of English nationality so named for their disgusting habit of only bathing once a week. See also soap dodger.

Geez the smell of that bath dodger would rot the nose hairs off a dead wombat.

bath dodger by aussie bob March 3, 2005