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Torture brought upon mankind to separate the men from the boys. Only 1 in every 100 000 guys survives the entire 30 day period. You probably have already lost, haven't you?

Stay strong men. We must slay these thots once and for all.
Person 1: Hey, how's No Nut November going for you?
Person 2: I lasted 45 minutes.
by asspenis7 November 3, 2019
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The only planet in our Solar System.
Promoted for being gargantuan compared to the other worthless rocks.
Person 1: Hey, you hear about Pluto's promotion?
Person 2: Yeah, isn't Pluto just the best thing to happen to this universe?
by asspenis7 November 3, 2019
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