Definitions by ass master

mushroom stamp 

slapping a penis on top of someones forehead or on a car window

we gotta get out of here i just mushroom stamped that cops car

that guy parked so close to me i mushroom stamped his window

mushroom stamp by ass master January 18, 2003

masterpiculation 

see masturbation

if you like masterpiculation then your a gay ass mofo

masterpiculation by ass master January 18, 2003

twat plug

another slang word for anything that stops the blood from running during menstruation

oh man my tounge was just used as a twat plug. i just got my red wings

twat plug by ass master January 18, 2003