ass master's definitions

mushroom stamp

slapping a penis on top of someones forehead or on a car window

we gotta get out of here i just mushroom stamped that cops car

that guy parked so close to me i mushroom stamped his window

by ass master January 18, 2003

suqa m'dik

what you tell someone when you want them to suck your little 2 inch cock

hey becky suqa m'dik

by ass master January 18, 2003

sofaking

self explanitory when said aloud.....

I am sofaking we Todd did.

by ass master February 18, 2003