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Bald Bull was the champion of the major circuit in Mike Tyson's Punchout!! which debuted in 1987. Mike Tyson's Punchout!! was in the running Punchout!! series, which included two arcade game ancestors: Punchout!! Arcade (1983), and Super Punchout!! Arcade (1984). Punchout!! Arcade was where Bald Bull first appeared as the third fighter in the game, and held the crown on his bald head as one of the heaviest fighters to appear in that game. Bald Bull bull charged into the 1985 game "Arm Wrestling" as Mask X. After Bald Bull's small cameo in "Arm Wrestling", let's jump forward to 1987. This year Mike Tyson's Punchout!! premiered. Alongside the community-loved game came Bald Bull, who was the Major Circuit champion and the World Circuits third fighter. In 1990, Mike Tyson was removed from the game after losing twice in that year. Later in the 90's came the SNES, and in the system was Super Punchout!! Bald Bull was featured as our Minor Circuit champ, and like MTPO, was a palette swap of Mr. Sandman. Huge time travel to 2009, we jump to the Wii on Punchout!! Wii. Bald Bull is the 3rd contender of the world circuit in punch out Wii, and if your familiar with this version of Punchout, you know every fighter has two versions of themselves. Career mode which is original, and Title Defense mode, which gives each character a special quirk or amps up the difficulty of said fighter. Bald Bull's return in Title Defense features new stylish red boxer shorts.
"Bald Bull is bald."
"No sh** Sherlock, you don't say."
by asphaltfries April 22, 2022
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The act of not being able to stop swimming.
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The money commonly used usually when parents purchase crappy shit.
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"Mike Tyson's Punch Out!!" debuted in 1987 on the Nintendo Entertainment System™, in which that of itself first commercialized 5 years before, 1982. "Mike Tyson's Punch Out!!" (which will be further be said as Punchout), was a sports boxing video game by ©Nintendo. Punchout has been often listed among the greatest video games ever to exist.
The following lists the game fighters/opponents:
1. Glass Joe
2. Von Kaiser

3. Piston Honda/Piston Hondo
4. Don Flamenco

5. King Hippo
6. Great Tiger
9. Bald Bull
10. Soda Popinski
11. Mr. Sandman
12. Super Macho Man
13. Mike Tyson/ nasty fucker mr. dream

Mike Tyson was removed from Punchout in 1990 when losing the James "Buster" Douglas and then Evander Holyfeild in that same year by mr drem
by asphaltfries April 22, 2022
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Someone who morbs, commonly to defeat enemies.

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News: Middle-aged criminal found dead in parking lot, verified cause of death was someone morbing on him. Let's that this Morbster, doesn't strike again.
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