4 definitions by asiwaritXR

Genshin Impact

Literally the shittest circlejerk the world has ever seen. With an amazing fanbase of 5 year olds who can't talk to people in real life and 30 year olds who live in their parents basement, there's no lack of pedophilia and gambling addiction, which is only aided by how shit this game is.

30 year old virgin without a job: "I love genshin impact!"

Anyone with braincells: "I am going to dump 300 kilograms of liquid bromine into you via enema and violently masturbate as your screams of pain ring out while your body dissolves at a rapid rate"

by asiwaritXR March 23, 2022

Marko Sebalj

Marko Sebalj is an intellectual. He uses his savant-like nature to make highly intelligent strategic moves. Some idiots that are gon be virgins for life call him a "fucking asshole" because they are jealous, but he believes that this is irrelevant. Become his friend as fast as you can, as he will help you and try his best to protect you.

salty kid: "Marko Sebalj is a fucking asshole"
chad Marko: "I don't care."
salty kid: "well fuck."

by asiwaritXR May 21, 2021

bing chilling

The chinese word for ice cream. Often used jokingly, or by fat high schoolers with no future.

Another use is describing actions regarding the CCP or it's propaganda.

Person 1:"Did you know that uyghur Muslims are being killed in concentration camps in the Xinxiang province?"
Person 2: "That's not a bing chilling moment."

by asiwaritXR November 17, 2021

Eggles

A kinky word. Unknown why it's kinky, but its a kinky, jiggly word.

Adjective: Egglesy

Verb: Eggling

Adverb: Eggley

Person 1: "Eggles turn me on."
Person 2: *moaning*"Eggles, ugh"
everyone else in the room: "oh fuck yeah, Eggles!"

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Person 1: "I have been eggled!"
Person 2: "Was it Eggley?"
Person 1: "It was so Egglesy that I'm still Eggling!"
Person 2: "Oh thats so Eggley!"

by asiwaritXR April 15, 2022