ashley's definitions

we need to talk

The begining to the portal of oblivion in which the male will be forced into a comma like state due to prior knowledge of the "talk" portal. Commonly the male is subject to female complaining, bitching, whining, sometimes tears. If this happens the male tends to become either aggressive or resembles a deer in headlights. There is no real end to this portal and the male never quite know's the length in which he will be in it, but while inside he knows it's sheer hell. This is commonly the opening line to a demise of a relationship.

A. I've been thinking, and we need to talk...
B. (mind): Aw SHIT! (words): Okay honey

by Ashley December 23, 2003

kapoochi

Female repoductive organ vagina coochiepussy

I'm feening for some kapoochi.
HEr kapoochi is good as fuck

by Ashley May 13, 2005

shoodlehoff

the useage of a left glove in a competetive situation.

to wear a glove on your left hand in the final of the world darts championship

by ashley May 13, 2005

perturb

to annoy greatly, often after the person or animal become very perturbed, it may lash out and attack.

Bootsy becomes very perturbed when you poke him stomach.

by Ashley July 31, 2003

chilaxing

To chill and to relax at the EXACT same time. Nifty, I know.

Tim, Steve, I chilaxed with our monkeys while we watched a chick flick.

by Ashley March 28, 2005

Choda

the fleshy hairy skin between ur vagina and ur assghole

i love it when my boyfriends rubs my choda...

by ashley November 16, 2003

whey

A word to celebrate something or in response of something told to you that you are pleased about.

"I won the race, WHEY"
Jeremiah: "I've just found some money"
You: "Whey, nice one mate"

by Ashley January 28, 2005