ashley's definitions

fuckhead

Kind of like having bedhead but fuckhead occurs after having mad sex.

"I can't answer the door, I have fuckhead!"

by Ashley April 26, 2005

dishwashered

-washing something so much that it becomes discontorted.

I clean this plastic lid in the dishwasher so much, it became dishwashered.

by Ashley April 8, 2004

twacker

A mix between cracker & tweaker.

When the fuck are those twackers gonna go to sleep!!!!

by Ashley June 18, 2006

Nick Wheeler

The extremely hott guitarist of AAR..possibly one of the most talented men ever. Has rad hair...mad rad hair.

I would like to have intercorse with Nick Wheeler.

by AShley November 8, 2003

swass

sweaty ass

man i have swass from sitting to long

by Ashley September 21, 2003

butter

1) Some sort of food or whatever that you can put on bread, mashed potatoes, etc.
2)Male Sperm.

1) "Do you want butter on your roll?"
2) "Do you want me to butter your muffin?"

by Ashley April 13, 2005

maine

A very ghetto country way to say man

Maine, I need some cash!

by Ashley January 3, 2004