4 definitions by ars64

swab jockey

Anyone in the U.S. Navy below the rank of Vice Admiral.

A couple of swab jockeys got drunk and fell off the fantail of their frigate last night.

by ars64 March 9, 2006

swab

U.S. Marine Corps term for a mop or a sailer--either of which can be used for cleaning the deck.

We saw several drunken swabs returning to their ship.

by ars64 March 9, 2006

split tail

A member of the female species according to U.S. Marine Corps slang.

There were some nice looking split tails at the club last night.

by ars64 March 9, 2006

Woman

n. A life support system for a vagina.

Man, I sure could use a woman right now.

by ars64 March 9, 2006