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The beer that you take to bed with you when you are drunk, to ensure that you have an alcoholic beverage to maintain your current status of happiness and that no one else may take it. This can be consumed while intoxicated, or due to a massive hang over to ease the pain.
CODE RED: WE HAVE NO BEER (EVERYBODY IS DRUNK). But in the back of your mind, you KNOW you have a beer "Safety Beer", and you are OK, You may maintain your buzz as needed.
by armytim114 December 27, 2013
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A Boston Chili Knuckle must be performed in the city of Boston, MA and requires a partner to defecate into a glass bowl. Once defecation has commenced the soil is shaped in some what of a meat loaf pattern. After this, a fist is then placed in the defecation and used for lubricant while a fist is shoved into the willing participant.
He was really trying to experiment around with different things, but instead he went to Boston, and got the Boston Chili Knuckle
by armytim114 December 2, 2018
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When a girl ugly but got a nice body and you feel guilty so you don't know if you might fap.
Man that butter face has a nice ass but I would never hit it, I might fap later because she got Possible Fap Potential
by armytim114 December 13, 2017
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When you run out of porn and you need to jerk it over something but you feel guilty.
Man the curves on that street sign has definitely got some Possible Fap Potential .. But it's a street sign.
by armytim114 December 13, 2017
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