14 definitions by armoroid 5000
A referance to when a woman is being generaly mean and cranky to EVERYBODY around in the proximity of her voice.
A.) Also constitutes letting all others present KNOW she is upset and that they all will share in her pain.
B.) Multiple version of opening a can of whup-ass for the female gender.
C.) Serving a sample of nastyness to all unfortunate to be present.
A.) Also constitutes letting all others present KNOW she is upset and that they all will share in her pain.
B.) Multiple version of opening a can of whup-ass for the female gender.
C.) Serving a sample of nastyness to all unfortunate to be present.
ANGRY WOMAN: "Oh, I caught my man cheat'n, an' you'all helped him hide it from me! Now you'll all get a taste of my special blend BITCH PUDDING!"
"Everybody pony up and get yo' taste! I got plenty for alla' ya' all!"
"Everybody pony up and get yo' taste! I got plenty for alla' ya' all!"
by armoroid 5000 July 29, 2009
(N): A term coined in the prohibition era,(1920's) used to describe really bad or cheap moonshine whiskey.
Originating from the fact that really crappy booze would give you such a hangover that you think your brain was going to swell up and pop your skull open.
This cheap buzz juice was often poured into a bathtube with fruit juices to mask it's horrible taste. The use of "mixers" with rotten booze is the origination of todays cocktail beverages.
During this time there were models of vehicles that used ethel-alcohol in their radiators as a coolant. Many cases are on report of "down on their luck folk" draining and drinking this nonpotable fluid. Being not the same chemical formula as comsumable intoxicants, these people often sustained major internal injury. Gastric problems, blindness, heart failure, brain damage, and extreme inflamation of the circulatory system being key results of injestion. And yes , it can kill ya' too!
Also latter when "Moon shining" became more abundant, one of the ways to transport illegel alchohol was to pour the "shine" in the radiator, drive to the delivery point, drain the booze and replace it with regular coolant. Then the shine runners (early origins of NASCAR racing) collected their cash, went home and poisoned loads of people with the now polluted booze they just delivered. YeeeeeHaaaaaawww!!!!
Originating from the fact that really crappy booze would give you such a hangover that you think your brain was going to swell up and pop your skull open.
This cheap buzz juice was often poured into a bathtube with fruit juices to mask it's horrible taste. The use of "mixers" with rotten booze is the origination of todays cocktail beverages.
During this time there were models of vehicles that used ethel-alcohol in their radiators as a coolant. Many cases are on report of "down on their luck folk" draining and drinking this nonpotable fluid. Being not the same chemical formula as comsumable intoxicants, these people often sustained major internal injury. Gastric problems, blindness, heart failure, brain damage, and extreme inflamation of the circulatory system being key results of injestion. And yes , it can kill ya' too!
Also latter when "Moon shining" became more abundant, one of the ways to transport illegel alchohol was to pour the "shine" in the radiator, drive to the delivery point, drain the booze and replace it with regular coolant. Then the shine runners (early origins of NASCAR racing) collected their cash, went home and poisoned loads of people with the now polluted booze they just delivered. YeeeeeHaaaaaawww!!!!
"Hey bar tender! Give me a belt of that good star bottle you got hid under the counter. I ain't want'n non of that POPSKULL garbage you serve to the regular cheeple!"
by armoroid 5000 July 20, 2009
A term used to describe the penis of a U.S. soldier returning from the Iraq war who is looking to get lucky.
Specificly when he lands a girl willing to go the distance it is thought that his initial penal engorgement will be a whopper, from a lack of sexual stimulation for long periods.
Also thought to be sex that is rough, greedy and slightly desperate in nature.
Specificly when he lands a girl willing to go the distance it is thought that his initial penal engorgement will be a whopper, from a lack of sexual stimulation for long periods.
Also thought to be sex that is rough, greedy and slightly desperate in nature.
"Dude I got back from the sand box last night and tonight I already got lucky."
"All right battle buddy! Did ya' clobber her with your rape bat?"
"Yeah dude! Whiped out my rape bat and clobber f@(ked her!"
"All right battle buddy! Did ya' clobber her with your rape bat?"
"Yeah dude! Whiped out my rape bat and clobber f@(ked her!"
by armoroid 5000 July 17, 2009
Noun: A replacement word used in the same tense as the designating word car, but for an electrically propelled vehicle. The word being a shortened name for a Tesla e-vehicle.
by armoroid 5000 March 29, 2022
When a person has really bad diahrea where in they don't make it to the toilet fast enough.
Usually caused when a person who has gastrointestinitus has had to much to drink and eaten food stocks known for making green poop and/or large amounts of intestinal gas.
Usually caused when a person who has gastrointestinitus has had to much to drink and eaten food stocks known for making green poop and/or large amounts of intestinal gas.
"Man, excuse me I gotta go!"
"What? You sick?"
(*running and groaning*)
(returns 30 minutes later.)
"Hey I got to leave."
"What? why?"
"I didn't make it onto the toilet in time and I sprayed butt soup all over the seat and the back of my pants.)
"What? You sick?"
(*running and groaning*)
(returns 30 minutes later.)
"Hey I got to leave."
"What? why?"
"I didn't make it onto the toilet in time and I sprayed butt soup all over the seat and the back of my pants.)
by armoroid 5000 July 17, 2009
(Noun):
1. A derogitory term for a woman who is of little value to her male companion.
2. A woman who is of average atractivness at a club/bar who is "picked up" by a man who is just looking for a vagina to hump for the night.
3. A female who is used for sexual gratification with no comitments and is easily forgetable by the male afterwards.
4. A forgetable but fuckable woman.
5. Slang for temporary or non-commital vagina.
1. A derogitory term for a woman who is of little value to her male companion.
2. A woman who is of average atractivness at a club/bar who is "picked up" by a man who is just looking for a vagina to hump for the night.
3. A female who is used for sexual gratification with no comitments and is easily forgetable by the male afterwards.
4. A forgetable but fuckable woman.
5. Slang for temporary or non-commital vagina.
Guy1-"Yo! Jack, you get anything good trolling at the club last night?"
Guy2-"Nah. I partied hard but there were to many chads around to get a good bite. I ended up taking home a meat warmer to tide me over till friday night."
Guy1.-"What's her name dude?"
Guy2.-"Don't know man. Doesn't matter. She'll be gone tomorrow anyway so who cares."
Guy2-"Nah. I partied hard but there were to many chads around to get a good bite. I ended up taking home a meat warmer to tide me over till friday night."
Guy1.-"What's her name dude?"
Guy2.-"Don't know man. Doesn't matter. She'll be gone tomorrow anyway so who cares."
by armoroid 5000 September 10, 2009
A net ghost who knows most of the cool stuff on the internet. Also is the author of the stratagy table game ARMOR.
The Youtube net name for a really cool channel with lots of neat videos.
Responds to noobs pleas for technical help.
Nobody ever has met him but he is considered a cool tech geek
The Youtube net name for a really cool channel with lots of neat videos.
Responds to noobs pleas for technical help.
Nobody ever has met him but he is considered a cool tech geek
Guy 1. "Hey ou ever played ARMOR?"
Guy 2. "Yeah! It's an awsome mech game by ARMOROID5000"
Guy 1 "Oh yeah. I heard of him. He helped me with some technical crap on Youtube. I think he's part of the staff there. He's cool. One of the net ghosts floating around out there."
Guy 2. "Yeah! It's an awsome mech game by ARMOROID5000"
Guy 1 "Oh yeah. I heard of him. He helped me with some technical crap on Youtube. I think he's part of the staff there. He's cool. One of the net ghosts floating around out there."
by armoroid 5000 September 10, 2009