Definitions by argonak
crepe rape
1."If you don't shut up right now I will shove this crepe up your ass!"
"Crepe rape!"
2. The frenchman proceded to pounce on his victim as the young boy cried out in dismay, "Crepe rape!".
3. As he spread caviar across my body, all I could mutter through my silk gag was "Crepe rape...!"
"Crepe rape!"
2. The frenchman proceded to pounce on his victim as the young boy cried out in dismay, "Crepe rape!".
3. As he spread caviar across my body, all I could mutter through my silk gag was "Crepe rape...!"
crepe rape by Argonak October 16, 2008
guitar tie
A tie...made with a guitar.
You take a guitar and smash it on top of someone's head. The neck of the guitar will make a tie.
Warning: If done with an electric guitar, death or hospitalization are very likely outcomes.
You take a guitar and smash it on top of someone's head. The neck of the guitar will make a tie.
Warning: If done with an electric guitar, death or hospitalization are very likely outcomes.
guitar tie by Argonak October 16, 2008
cum magnet
A magnet for cum.
Wether or not a scientific device actually exists which can attract semenal fluids to itself, a cum magnet can simply be a slut or a prostitute.
Wether or not a scientific device actually exists which can attract semenal fluids to itself, a cum magnet can simply be a slut or a prostitute.
1. "Wow...that hoe is a cum magnet."
2. Shortly after designing the worlds most powerful cum magnet, the scientists behind this marvel quite suddenly had all of their semen torn from their bodies.
2. Shortly after designing the worlds most powerful cum magnet, the scientists behind this marvel quite suddenly had all of their semen torn from their bodies.
cum magnet by Argonak October 16, 2008
poundatron
A robotic device (sometimes, but not always of a sexual nature) which pounds.
While officialy of a robotic nature, it is often used to describe anything that pounds, whether it is of organic or synthetic build.
While officialy of a robotic nature, it is often used to describe anything that pounds, whether it is of organic or synthetic build.
"A jackhammer is a poundatron." -Synthetic example.
"A was a destructive poundatron last night." -Organic example.
"The city was pounded into rubble by the massive poundatron." -Bonus example.
"A was a destructive poundatron last night." -Organic example.
"The city was pounded into rubble by the massive poundatron." -Bonus example.
poundatron by Argonak October 11, 2008
backdoor sledgehammer
This can mean many things, all of which are (as the name implies) destructive to the recipient's anal opening.
Noun: Something which is used to inflict massive anal damage (broomhandle, monster dildo, armadillo, shoe, etc.)
Noun: The actual technique of using a tool (as described above) to pound the victim's anal opening into submission.
Noun: Something which is used to inflict massive anal damage (broomhandle, monster dildo, armadillo, shoe, etc.)
Noun: The actual technique of using a tool (as described above) to pound the victim's anal opening into submission.
"After being tied down to prevent escape, the man was given a thorough backdoor sledgehammer."
"I will use this lampshade as a backdoor sledgehammer if you come near my house again."
"I will use this lampshade as a backdoor sledgehammer if you come near my house again."
backdoor sledgehammer by Argonak October 11, 2008
god given meat
An overexagerated term for a penis. This term implies that not only does said penis exist, but that God himself gave it to the owner.
Someone who is proud of his (or hers?) penis would use this term.
Someone who is proud of his (or hers?) penis would use this term.
god given meat by Argonak August 14, 2008
raging cock
1. A penis that is so erect,veiny, and powerful looking, that it can be said that it is "raging" or very angry.
2. An angry rooster (male chicken.)
2. An angry rooster (male chicken.)
After taking a double dose of viagra, the man was admited into the hospital with a case of raging cock.
raging cock by Argonak August 14, 2008