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A magnet for cum.
Wether or not a scientific device actually exists which can attract semenal fluids to itself, a cum magnet can simply be a slut or a prostitute.
Wether or not a scientific device actually exists which can attract semenal fluids to itself, a cum magnet can simply be a slut or a prostitute.
1. "Wow...that hoe is a cum magnet."
2. Shortly after designing the worlds most powerful cum magnet, the scientists behind this marvel quite suddenly had all of their semen torn from their bodies.
2. Shortly after designing the worlds most powerful cum magnet, the scientists behind this marvel quite suddenly had all of their semen torn from their bodies.
by Argonak October 16, 2008
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A torture device of many forms and shapes. The main purpose it serves is to inflict slow and excrutiating pain to the fingers or toes of a victim.
verb:
A sexual technique involving the thumb (or both thumbs) to screw or fuck their partner or victim. Usually performed in the "thumbs up" or "handshake" position.
A torture device of many forms and shapes. The main purpose it serves is to inflict slow and excrutiating pain to the fingers or toes of a victim.
verb:
A sexual technique involving the thumb (or both thumbs) to screw or fuck their partner or victim. Usually performed in the "thumbs up" or "handshake" position.
1: After the thumbscrew was applied to the cookie monster, he confessed to taking all my cookies.
2: "If you insert your thumb in an orfice then you are thumbscrewing."
2: "If you insert your thumb in an orfice then you are thumbscrewing."
by Argonak April 12, 2008
Get the Thumbscrew mug.1."If you don't shut up right now I will shove this crepe up your ass!"
"Crepe rape!"
2. The frenchman proceded to pounce on his victim as the young boy cried out in dismay, "Crepe rape!".
3. As he spread caviar across my body, all I could mutter through my silk gag was "Crepe rape...!"
"Crepe rape!"
2. The frenchman proceded to pounce on his victim as the young boy cried out in dismay, "Crepe rape!".
3. As he spread caviar across my body, all I could mutter through my silk gag was "Crepe rape...!"
by Argonak October 16, 2008
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A Medieval torture device used to pour hot liquids on the victims. This simple device had holes in it which could dispence boiling water, molten lead, etc.
A Medieval torture device used to pour hot liquids on the victims. This simple device had holes in it which could dispence boiling water, molten lead, etc.
by Argonak April 12, 2008
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1. A midget who is also a dominatrix.
As seen on Jerry Springer:
The midget named Thor enters with his host of various bondage apparatus.
1. A midget who is also a dominatrix.
As seen on Jerry Springer:
The midget named Thor enters with his host of various bondage apparatus.
#1:
Rodion: "Travis is a midget who likes bondage."
Steve: "So he is a dominatrix midget?"
Rodion: "Yes."
#2:
"My name is Thor" - Dominatrix Midget Thor
Rodion: "Travis is a midget who likes bondage."
Steve: "So he is a dominatrix midget?"
Rodion: "Yes."
#2:
"My name is Thor" - Dominatrix Midget Thor
by Argonak April 11, 2008
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1. Literaly, a master of slipping. However, most often not associated with the act of slipping and falling, but rather the act of "slipping in" or "sneaking around".
1. Literaly, a master of slipping. However, most often not associated with the act of slipping and falling, but rather the act of "slipping in" or "sneaking around".
The class had started 5 minutes ago, but Mr.Khoruzhenko slips into class undetected by the teacher.
A student whispers: "What a slipmeister..."
A student whispers: "What a slipmeister..."
by Argonak April 11, 2008
Get the slipmeister mug.A robotic device (sometimes, but not always of a sexual nature) which pounds.
While officialy of a robotic nature, it is often used to describe anything that pounds, whether it is of organic or synthetic build.
While officialy of a robotic nature, it is often used to describe anything that pounds, whether it is of organic or synthetic build.
"A jackhammer is a poundatron." -Synthetic example.
"A was a destructive poundatron last night." -Organic example.
"The city was pounded into rubble by the massive poundatron." -Bonus example.
"A was a destructive poundatron last night." -Organic example.
"The city was pounded into rubble by the massive poundatron." -Bonus example.
by Argonak October 11, 2008
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