24 definitions by aretegroup
The act of making online donations to feel better about your grossly consumer lifestyle that often directly negatively impacts the causes you donate to online.
Darlene is such a cunt. She thinks she's saving the world with her practice of e-humanism, but her day-to-day consumerism defeats her supposed online sensitivity.
by aretegroup August 31, 2014
The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, into the area between a woman's buttocks, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by expelling a large amount of air. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.
Frank, looking for a change, and because his chick has a sweet badonkadonk, engaged in saddle boating much to his girlfriend's delight.
by aretegroup July 11, 2015
When a person not involved in telling joke interrupts the person who is telling joke, thereby flummoxing the person and causing the mistiming of the punch line.
Kevin was just about to utter “Ta-da,” the punch line, when Rob interjected with a question, only to punch line cock block Kevin.
by aretegroup July 30, 2019
The opposite of approach avoidance. To become increasingly attracted to a decision as one nears the decision moment.
"I felt a bit guilty when I told my wife I was going bowling, but as we pulled up to Jiggles the sense of proximity enticement washed that all away. "
by aretegroup February 28, 2015
Siblings born of the same father but by different mothers, or also known as half-sisters or half-brothers.
As Erick explained again to the social worker, "No, listen. Both my children, Hank and John are dicklings. They're only related because of me. They have different mothers.
by aretegroup June 11, 2017
The line that forms when a woman crosses her leg; from the side this constitutes a straight-line from the back of the hamstring to the curve of the visible buttock in the form the shape of a candycane
Shelia's position in the chair when she crossed her legs was a delicious shape of a candy cane, forming a lady candy viewpoint.
by aretegroup December 3, 2016
When you purposefully fart in someone’s bed to retaliate or preemptively take action against what you think they may do to you.
Kitty: “That guy who checked into room 3400 was a real asshole to the bell hop.”
Kim: “I know, I am Dutch dusting his bed when I clean the room today.”
Kim: “I know, I am Dutch dusting his bed when I clean the room today.”
by aretegroup June 17, 2018