An extremely expensive/unnecessary music player used to do nothing but play music loud enough to make you go deaf.
girl1: oh my god i left my new iPod at my friends house!
girl2: its ok you can get it later
girl1: you dont understand i cant go anywhere without my iPod
girl2: why? what does it do?
girl1: ...play music
girl2: thats it? its was like $300...doesn't it do something else?