35 definitions by antenna wilde
verb. past tense.
1. Subjecting oneself to, or engaging in an act which will end in certain injury. Intentional and/or unintentional self-infliction brought about through intoxication and/or lack of foresight.
2. A tragicomic act initially intended to bolster one's ego.
3. Any tragicomic event carried out by a drunkard.
1. Subjecting oneself to, or engaging in an act which will end in certain injury. Intentional and/or unintentional self-infliction brought about through intoxication and/or lack of foresight.
2. A tragicomic act initially intended to bolster one's ego.
3. Any tragicomic event carried out by a drunkard.
Fav: Jimmy's in the hospital.
Ant: What happened?
Fav: Went into town last night, got drunk, tried to ride his board down Inn Street... got racked up in the fountains.
Ant: Pulled a PJ?
Fav: Exactly.
Ant: What happened?
Fav: Went into town last night, got drunk, tried to ride his board down Inn Street... got racked up in the fountains.
Ant: Pulled a PJ?
Fav: Exactly.
by antenna wilde February 14, 2008
That carpet jockey was audacious; it was the most vigorous display of stag film carpet jockeying I've ever seen.
by antenna wilde February 14, 2008
When a woman gets banged twice in the same night, usually by two different men, then hooks up with a third. The third discovers her pussy swollen and red, thus, "twice baked russet." This is often accompanied by chunk, or chives.
by antenna wilde February 19, 2008
(verb) A con maneuver where a prostitute promises to fulfill your dreams, gets paid up front, then gives you a quicky and/or makes you come as fast as possible to increase the turn around time.
Origin: From, "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang", a 1968 family musical about a magical car that had the power to make dreams come true
Origin: From, "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang", a 1968 family musical about a magical car that had the power to make dreams come true
by antenna wilde February 21, 2008
When a woman displays exceptional skill with her beef curtains, often snailing the banister before top riding or performing spinner acts.
That was some serious meat handling!
by antenna wilde February 19, 2008
by antenna wilde February 15, 2008
verb. {wedgie} (coined by Antenna Wilde)
The act of fixing a wedgie. To quickly wick the stuck part of garment from one's ass crack.
The act of fixing a wedgie. To quickly wick the stuck part of garment from one's ass crack.
by antenna wilde February 14, 2008