2 definitions by anonymousrandomguy

Cyrus

A tall, hot slightly-moderately brown guy who traces his roots back to Persia but is always mistaken as Arab, Indian or Latino. At a first glance, he comes across as a shy and reserved however, once one starts talking to him he won't shut up. Interestingly, he instantaneously attracts chics however, given his shy nature and high standards he never approaches women. He is athletic, smart and humorous and is incredibly loyal (too loyal) to those close to him.

There's Cyrus, sitting in the corner of the club on his phone, miraculously attracting chics by his mere presence.

Chic #1: Who's that Arab guy in the corner he's hot...
Chic #2: Omg! That't one hot Indian guy
Chic #3: Did you see that hot Mexican guy? I'm dancing with him first!

by anonymousrandomguy December 8, 2015

fundum

An instance of happiness found in life. Usually small, random, or overlooked.

the free mints given out at restaurants are one of life's fundums

by anonymousrandomguy April 19, 2009