A small city
about 45 minutes
from Melbourne. Mainly made up of suburbs populated by unsophisticated and intolerant white people (see hicks
). The waterfront has some nice restaurants
but other than
that it's boring. The younger population are especially unintelligent compared to other cities - they all dress, talk, and act in the same retarded manner. Overall Geelong
is nothing special. People who actually like this city probably
don't know any better.
"Lets not go to Geelong."
Geelong local: Yerrr
Geelong is fully sick mate!!
else: No, it really isn't.