5 definitions by anonymous4070
Youth: Yo wazzup nice doggo.
Me (with my dog) : I am not currently remaining motionless and quiet to escape detection, but thank you for the sentiment.
Me (with my dog) : I am not currently remaining motionless and quiet to escape detection, but thank you for the sentiment.
by anonymous4070 March 29, 2018
by anonymous4070 March 29, 2018
The one chance for those of us who are... relationship impaired... to finally get some attention at a wedding.
Bob: Wow, Ali's really good at wedding speeches.
Sally: I know right! It's a wonder she's never had her own wedding!
Sally: I know right! It's a wonder she's never had her own wedding!
by anonymous4070 March 30, 2018
Ali (Al-ee) is a wonderfully quirky, slightly awkward, overly nice in person (but she's actually probably talking about you behind your back) girl. She has no semblance of a fashion sense and is too awkward to function in social situations.
You should be her friend, but be super gentle and cautious about it because she WILL freak out and run the other direction.
She's also really good at writing Urban Dictionary definitions.
You should be her friend, but be super gentle and cautious about it because she WILL freak out and run the other direction.
She's also really good at writing Urban Dictionary definitions.
Person: Hey look! It's Ali! I wonder if she has a boyfriend.
Person 2: Haha nice joke man.
or
Person 1: I think Ali hates everyone she never talks to people.
Person 2: Nah man, that's just part of her charm
Person 2: Haha nice joke man.
or
Person 1: I think Ali hates everyone she never talks to people.
Person 2: Nah man, that's just part of her charm
by anonymous4070 June 11, 2018