3 definitions by anonymous survivor

n. The epitome of excellence in sports, particularly in steamrolling the competition in intramurals soccer.

(even though this word is not necessarily a proper noun, the 'A' and 'T' should always be capitalized)

v. The act of said steamrolling
n.
From the Book of AWESOME (verses Awesome 1:1-6):

And the prophet Daryn said unto them, "go ye, and form ye a team, an intramurals soccer team, and steamroll ye over the competition. Even with 10 seconds remaining, ye will defy logic, the goals will flow bountifully forth unto ye, and the witnesses will say: 'Behold ye, for I have seen this AwesomeTeam, and they are indeed AWESOME, ye'".
And it was AWESOME.
by anonymous survivor April 29, 2005
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n. (proper)

name given to the invisible force that causes common sense to succumb to pride, especially in sports or competition.

in urban dictionary mythology, ego-monkey is the secret love-seed of limecat and clock spider before their tumultuous falling-out and ensuing rifting of the universe.

the only entity to ever repeatedly defeat ego-monkey is the one and only AwesomeTeam.
examples of the ego-monkey's power include:

1. (american football) a quarter-back throwing into double-coverage to show up the defense, usually after he has already been intercepted.

2. (soccer/football) a forward forcing a shot that he has little chance of putting on goal, let alone scoring, often passing up the simpler and more effective pass.

3. (golf) attempting to shoot out of the woods or past some other obstacle to offset the initial poor shot instead of a safety shot to at least get back into the field of play.

4. (chess) playing the position you want in your head instead of the one given to you on the board. often ego-monkey causes players to cling stubbornly to a desired strategy after its likelihood of bearing fruit on the board have left the game.

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reggie ray: what the shit-fuck is wrong with jake, he totally threw that pass into double coverage...AGAIN...
austin: yep...looks like mr. "i-can't-stop-listening-to-that-ego-monkey-on-my-shoulder" can't...stop listening to that goddamn ego-monkey on his shoulder...
by anonymous survivor September 14, 2014
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n. (dubious)

like a love triangle, but with hate. A LOT OF BURNING SEARING HATE. 'a' hates 'b' and 'c'. 'b' hates 'c' and 'a'. 'c' hates 'a' AND 'b', and they all wish endless pain, suffering, humiliation, and cancer-ridden anal herpes upon one another. the tension is exponentially increased in the event of circular permutation of hate.

see any regional college football rivalry.

related: the sec is a friggin hate octagon
guy #1: omgerder! clemson/uga/usc is righteously cleveland-steaming hate triangle this year!?!
guy #2: ya, but the rivalry was so much hatier in 2013 due to the circular permutation of victories! durp-a-der!!
guy #1: shut up fool! cyclic permutations are so fucking weak, the hate triangle would be much more shit-banging if the rivalry of this multiset explored all the permutations!
guy #3: you are both complete imbeciles...as long as it's a k-permutation of the set who gives a flying bat-shit who wins which games. vanderbilt!
all 3: whaaa???!!!
qed., the hate triangle
by anonymous survivor September 14, 2014
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