anon55's definitions

wee off

exclamation. a softer way of saying "piss off"

- "hey, you!"
- "wee off!"

by anon55 August 28, 2006

tinkletown

euphemism for 'toilet' (us: bathroom), often of public nature.

- "anyone fancy a trip to tinkletown?"
- "oh yeh, i gotta go"

by anon55 August 28, 2006

maths question

a surefire way of finding out if somebody is drunk

-"dude, i am not drunk. ask me any maths question you like."
- "er, ok. what's 4 squared?"
(pause)
- "mate, why the fuck are you asking me maths questions?"

by anon55 August 28, 2006

Ctrl+Alt+Del

The answer to most windows problems. Or so they say.

"shit computer! why won't you work! i'm gonna ctrl+alt+del your ass!"

"argh!! there's a pop-up and i don't know what it's saying! i'll ctrl+alt+del it, that'll sort the bugger out"

(after waiting 5 hours to get to a computer help line in southern asia)
"hey, i have this problem...."
"have you tried ctrl+alt+del?"

by anon55 August 28, 2006

smells like amsterdam

euphemism for "it smells like weed"

- "ah, let's go. it smells like amsterdam in here"

by anon55 August 28, 2006

it's chico time!

originates from singer Chico, contestent on "the 'x' factor' (uk) who had a no.1 hit with "it's chico time!" Nowadays is used as a "comical" reply to people inquiring into the time.

- "What time is it?"
- "It's chico time!"
- "shut up, asshole"

by anon55 August 28, 2006

pee room

bathroom (us), toilet (uk)

-"let's stop off here. i gotta use the pee room"

by anon55 August 28, 2006