anon55's definitions

it's chico time!

originates from singer Chico, contestent on "the 'x' factor' (uk) who had a no.1 hit with "it's chico time!" Nowadays is used as a "comical" reply to people inquiring into the time.

- "What time is it?"
- "It's chico time!"
- "shut up, asshole"

by anon55 August 28, 2006

enthusiasm

Mysterious force, unknown in any human between the ages of 13-19 unless concerning shopping, sport, sexual matters or parties.

- (Biology Teacher) Come on kids, show some enthusiasm!
- (Class) Meh

by anon55 August 28, 2006

schpriteoff

Concoction of Sprite and Smirnoff Ice, popular in the world of those just beggining to drink. Alcohol below 3%, but it's fun to say once one starts slurring their words

- "Mate, gimmie some of that schpriteoff!"
- "Scccchpriotorf?"
- "Haha, check out the slur"
- "Man, we must be so drunk"

by anon55 August 28, 2006

tinkletown

euphemism for 'toilet' (us: bathroom), often of public nature.

- "anyone fancy a trip to tinkletown?"
- "oh yeh, i gotta go"

by anon55 August 28, 2006

smells like amsterdam

euphemism for "it smells like weed"

- "ah, let's go. it smells like amsterdam in here"

by anon55 August 28, 2006

Ctrl+Alt+Del

The answer to most windows problems. Or so they say.

"shit computer! why won't you work! i'm gonna ctrl+alt+del your ass!"

"argh!! there's a pop-up and i don't know what it's saying! i'll ctrl+alt+del it, that'll sort the bugger out"

(after waiting 5 hours to get to a computer help line in southern asia)
"hey, i have this problem...."
"have you tried ctrl+alt+del?"

by anon55 August 28, 2006

heeeeeeeeeeeello

Greeting, used on Messenger Services by people tired of conventional 'hello', and wanting to show some more enthusiasm. 'E's can range from 5 to 50+

- "Rachel! Heeeeeeeeeeeello!"
- "I'm really feeling your enthusiasm there"

by anon55 August 28, 2006