anon55's definitions

wee off

exclamation. a softer way of saying "piss off"

- "hey, you!"
- "wee off!"

by anon55 August 28, 2006

Ctrl+Alt+Del

The answer to most windows problems. Or so they say.

"shit computer! why won't you work! i'm gonna ctrl+alt+del your ass!"

"argh!! there's a pop-up and i don't know what it's saying! i'll ctrl+alt+del it, that'll sort the bugger out"

(after waiting 5 hours to get to a computer help line in southern asia)
"hey, i have this problem...."
"have you tried ctrl+alt+del?"

by anon55 August 28, 2006

smells like amsterdam

euphemism for "it smells like weed"

- "ah, let's go. it smells like amsterdam in here"

by anon55 August 28, 2006

tinkletown

euphemism for 'toilet' (us: bathroom), often of public nature.

- "anyone fancy a trip to tinkletown?"
- "oh yeh, i gotta go"

by anon55 August 28, 2006

enthusiasm

Mysterious force, unknown in any human between the ages of 13-19 unless concerning shopping, sport, sexual matters or parties.

- (Biology Teacher) Come on kids, show some enthusiasm!
- (Class) Meh

by anon55 August 28, 2006

schpriteoff

Concoction of Sprite and Smirnoff Ice, popular in the world of those just beggining to drink. Alcohol below 3%, but it's fun to say once one starts slurring their words

- "Mate, gimmie some of that schpriteoff!"
- "Scccchpriotorf?"
- "Haha, check out the slur"
- "Man, we must be so drunk"

by anon55 August 28, 2006

heeeeeeeeeeeello

Greeting, used on Messenger Services by people tired of conventional 'hello', and wanting to show some more enthusiasm. 'E's can range from 5 to 50+

- "Rachel! Heeeeeeeeeeeello!"
- "I'm really feeling your enthusiasm there"

by anon55 August 28, 2006