animedude's definitions

breastfeed

a baby that gets milk from the breasts of the mother

one damn lucky baby! I have to PAY for that attention!

by animedude April 10, 2004

bisexual

A term that everyone is to some degree or another, no matter how much they want to deny it.

me: Do you like porno?

guy: yes, I like porno.

me: do you like only girl-girl?

guy: no, I like guy-girl, too.

me: Okay, do you like the guys to have a small penis only

guy: no, I like hard, throbbing cocks!

me: okay, then.

*example courtesy of Ron White. Don't sue*

by animedude September 12, 2004

eliphino

the punchline to a lame joke that made people actually laugh back in the day...

guy one: what do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

guy two: I dunno. what, a waffle?

guy one: Eliphino! (hell if I know)

guy two: *slashes guy one's tires*

by animedude May 8, 2004

chinese fire drill

The act of, upon reaching a stop light/sign, all the members of a vehicle bail out and dash laps around the car until the light changes or the other people around you get really pissed.

Hey man, I'm bored, let's go do a few Chinese Fire Drills down at the town square.

erm... ok, but you're the one driving this time!

by animedude April 22, 2004