2 definitions by angustus

browned pants

Pants that have recieved the aftermath of a rectal release.

Man 1: Hey what the fuck, theres a huge shit skid down the side of Roberts leg.

Man 2: yeah looks like he's wearin' browned pants. Thats fucked what a freakin loser, lets push him over.

Man 1: Nah can't be screwed, lets go to yours and play CS.

Man 2: Ok.

by angustus March 17, 2008

pick me up on tuesday

Just say you wanted a lift home from work on tuesday. well you can if you utter this phrase.

My wife truely is a skank, I found her digging up the dead dog for the soul purpose of catching Zombie rabbies. oh by the way can you pick me up on tuesday.

by angustus March 16, 2008