angus bohanon's definitions

puntable

tiny dog that stands at the perfect height to be a field goal waiting to happen, coupled with the attitude to deserve it. also mailbox dog.

"the way that dog looks at you, it's just a field goal waiting to happen. damn puntables."

"i know, dude, its face just speaks to you, like, 'forty yards, anyone?'"

by angus bohanon July 1, 2006

DOC

Days Of Celibacy

used to indicate how long it has been since you last had sex.

What's your DOC?

About 15

Oohhh, man, you need to get on that

by angus bohanon February 12, 2007

Vagina McVaginestein

A term used to reference people who are being pansies and should just suck it up and go for it, usually in the case of a member of the opposite sex that they are too shy to approach. From "Harold and Kumar".

Kumar: Dude, there she is, you should go talk to her.

Harold: No, I'm not going to just go talk to her.

Kumar: DUDE! Don't be a Vagina McVaginestein!

by angus bohanon January 12, 2007