angus bohanon's definitions

D.O.C.

Days Of Celibacy

used to indicate how long it's been since you had sex

dude, what's your d.o.c.?

around 15

oh man, you need to fix that

by angus bohanon December 13, 2008

mailbox dog

tiny dog that yaps and tries to bite you and won't shut up. the idea is that any dog that can fit in a mailbox should be classified as a rodent. yapping is suggested in order to meet mailbox dog standards, but not required. see also puntable.

"that would be a fun bike ride if it wasn't for that f---ing mailbox dog at the end of it"

"yeah, that dog is such a puntable"

by angus bohanon July 1, 2006

Vagina McVaginestein

A term used to reference people who are being pansies and should just suck it up and go for it, usually in the case of a member of the opposite sex that they are too shy to approach. From "Harold and Kumar".

Kumar: Dude, there she is, you should go talk to her.

Harold: No, I'm not going to just go talk to her.

Kumar: DUDE! Don't be a Vagina McVaginestein!

by angus bohanon January 12, 2007