97 definitions by andy1

ball street urinal

Slang term for the Wall Street Journal

Although the ball street urinal occasionaly has a human interest sports story, it will not become a complete newspaper until it gets a daily sports section.

by andy1 September 24, 2006

pope penis tester

In the olden days a woman tried to sneak in as pope; therefore for years, every time there was a new pope, they had a "pope penis tester" check to see if it was really a male. An assistant lifted up the robe, and when the pope penis tester saw the balls, he would proclaim in Latin "They are there" and the pope candidate was allowed to become pope

The job of the "pope penis tester" went out several centuries ago

by andy1 April 19, 2005

griz pinch

When your underpants snag your griznoid

It's hard to walk when you have a griz pinch.

by andy1 May 29, 2005

aircuntditioner

a slang way to pronounce the device that cools your house or your car

It's 90° in here. Please turn on the aircunt

by andy1 May 26, 2005

jackoff in the box

Pathetic fast food chain, chiefly in California, more commonly known as Jack in the Box. The greasy, unhealthful tacos, however, are delicious.

Hey Bill, you griznoid, would you like to go to Barfy's, Hardon's, Pizza Slut, Taco Smell, or Jackoff in the Box?

by andy1 May 25, 2005

San Fagshitco

Simply another slang word for San Fagcisco, the gay bay

If you're going to San Fagshitco, you'd better wear a butt protector there.

by andy1 March 26, 2005

cun't

New England pronunciation of can't

There is a famous song by the Rolling Stones, "You cun't always get what you want"

by andy1 October 30, 2004