2 definitions by andr00

jilldash

The simultaneous and competitive rush towards the women's bathroom which occurs in a restaurant with single-occupant restrooms when the occupant vacates.

During happy hour at Thaiphoon, fistfights occasionally break out during the jilldash.

by andr00 September 5, 2006

hey ow

Exclamation: The sound of computer professionals coming into contact with reality.

I gotta quit the raid, guys, something about my kids being missing. Here comes the wife. hey ow

by andr00 June 18, 2008