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spoon

I'll use a spoon to eat my cereal.
by an existant of this planet January 11, 2021
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constipation

Something Urban Dictionary decided you should buy a mug of for your friends and family.
Hello grandma, here is your birthday present!

Grandma: What the fuck?

Constipation
by an existant of this planet January 10, 2022
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Minecraft

The reason humans are still alive. World's Best Game, hands down. Doesn't even matter if you have bedrock or java this game is underrated.
Random six year old- Fortnite is the best game ever! Minecraft sucks!

me- *casually approaches child*
by an existant of this planet November 18, 2020
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iron man

Press F to pay respects.

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These are all the Fs I received for Iron Man. RIP Tony Stark.
by an existant of this planet January 11, 2021
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Girlfriend

If you're looking this up you know very well a girlfriend is a extremely rare, legendary creature you, me, and all us boys long to find. A lucky few manage to find one, and very few times does he succeed to befriend her. Those who can't find one wither from this world, but fortunately, a cure to not having one exists. (see "memes")

Although memes provide happiness, we all know deep down that a void of darkness inside us intends to pull our skulls out through our nose holes to tell us what is true, the reality, and, unfortunately, that darkness is right.

So, good luck on your journey to get a Girlfriend. It's your choice. Accept the truth, or fight it.
Me: I'll get a girlfriend eventually.
The Void: Hey shitass, look up your name on Urban Dictionary. I put one up that reads "you're a fucking dipshit who'll die depressed and poor."

Me: (proceeds to need help for homework on Shakespeare, and turns to Urban dictionary, who manages to put the world's most boring man into an erotic fantasy)
by an existant of this planet January 6, 2021
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GeorgeNotFound

Dream: Oh GEORGE!!!! COME HERE!!!!

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by an existant of this planet February 17, 2021
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by an existant of this planet November 23, 2020
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