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Something my friend sent me over text and I have no idea what it means.
Friend: mvk
Me: tf?

cyberbullying 

a talent that I specialize in.
Cyberbullying is one of my favorite hobbies.

constipation 

Something Urban Dictionary decided you should buy a mug of for your friends and family.
Hello grandma, here is your birthday present!

Grandma: What the fuck?

Constipation
The amount of times you have had sex
You have had sex zero times.
Zero by an existant of this planet January 10, 2022

Geometry Dash 

Geometry Dash is the deifinition of ragequit.

Among Us 

A game of many kinds of people.

The people that dress like fruits.

The people who try making a name like "I told u I"

The horny little shits who name themselves "step sis" or "hxrny boy" or "cute girl" or "im single"

The person named imposter

The discord cheats who name themselves Hi and Hi 1.

The person fucking literally named nothing, and says nothing the whole fucking game

The guy who speaks another language and is stupid enough to not change the region or chat language

The guy who really tries to troll and says its me, i'm the imposter

The guy you trust for like 5 games straight because you were both crewmates and then he kills you

The salty little shits who ban you after winning the game

The simps, who keep saying gross shit in the chat.

The simps who are bigger shitheads that ban you for calling them simps.

The little shits who ban you for roasting them

The little shits who ban you for exposing their cheating

The kid who bans you the second you join the game

The dumbass who kicks you and when you rejoin they call you a hacker

The sellout imposter who gives away the other imposter

The 10000000 IQ guy who understands the Polus Map

People who name themselves after their hats
Among Us, the game with a bunch of colored pills running around , with one of them killing other pills