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Vegan

Synonym for "Annoying"

lol, jk, but most vegans are annoying I'll tell you that. Some are pretty chill about it though. But most vegans, for absolutely no reason, will just be a pain in the ass.
Some guy: Ay bro, want to go grab a burger?
Vegan 1: Nah man, I'm vegan, but do they have those vegan burgers?
Some guy: They do.
Vegan 1: Aight bet.

Some guy: Want to grab a burger?
Vegan 2: *inhales* NoOoOOoOooO! WhY ArE yOU doIng ThaT tO tHe PoOR coWs tHEy NevEr DeSeReved iT oH mY gOd whY arE yOu dOinG tHis yOu SaTaniC fUCk yOu aRe GoIng tO HeLL foR wHAt yOu dO tO thoSe PiGS whO hAd nO ChanCE AT DefENDiNg theMselVeS dO yOu reAlize tHe damAge yOu aRe caUsiNg yOu ArE evErytHinG tHAt Is WrOng wIth thIS woRLd deAR GoD heLp mE foRgiVE tHiS wRetchED sOuL LeT he bE DamnEd bY tHE deViL
by an existant of this planet February 16, 2021
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mvk

Something my friend sent me over text and I have no idea what it means.
Friend: mvk
Me: tf?
by an existant of this planet March 23, 2022
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Negativity

Negativity doesn't exist- it isn't a law, or a rule. In fact, Negativity is such an underrated word. Its brother, positivity, isn't real either. Negativity has already been harassed as a word and been given meanings it doesn't deserve, because, as I said, negativity doesn't exist. Negativity is reality.

Example: You're in a sports game, it can be any sport. You're a tiny insignificant kid like me and you're playing against massive men who look like The Rock. Thinking positively, like those foolish optimists, will only made the pounding you are about to get more painful. Thinking, "I am gonna lose and get my ass whipped" will be considered negative thinking, but once again, negativity is reality.

Thinking realistically is going to get you more far than positivity will ever get you. Negativity is already considered a bad thing, when all it is is something else. Now, of course you've never heard this. I bet more than anything you're a teenager, like me, and us teenagers should know that this optimistic bullshit is, well, bullshit. Adults don't tell kids and teenagers that only because adults don't accept the truth. Sure, they want to "protect" their kids, and I understand for children, but teenagers deserve knowing the Truth. Teenagers spend their childhood following the steps of their surroundings, their friends, their family. For most, their childhood is spent obediently doing everything that your parents say.
Once we become teenagers, despite what every adult in existence says, we see the world more openly. We want to go down our own path. We become more independent. We want to explore the world in all its glory. But unfortunately, it doesn't work that way, which is why positivity doesn't exist. The world doesn't work that way. That's why positivity doesn't exist.

And for the moms reading this, go ahead, dislike this definition, and keep denying the truth. Denying that truth will only make you live with a weight on your shoulders that will crush you and make you live with regret. Living in that kind of denial is worse than what the foolish optimists say living "negatively" is.

So when we go through our teenage years, we are exposed to this reality, because we can see it. Because us teenagers think realistically, we are seen as monsters. A species of human, ungrateful brats, and pessimistic are just some of the names I've heard teens being called. Surprisingly, the teen years are where we are supposed to be thinking the most positively towards life, but our parents make it hard. Mind you, I'm not criticizing parents or their tactics. In fact, they aren't doing it on purpose, it's just that some of the things they do makes teenagers more depressed, and they just don't see that. Parents still see their teenagers as the little angels we were when we were little, clueless, doing everything their parents say, becoming robots.

Negativity
by an existant of this planet January 20, 2021
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Girlfriend

If you're looking this up you know very well a girlfriend is a extremely rare, legendary creature you, me, and all us boys long to find. A lucky few manage to find one, and very few times does he succeed to befriend her. Those who can't find one wither from this world, but fortunately, a cure to not having one exists. (see "memes")

Although memes provide happiness, we all know deep down that a void of darkness inside us intends to pull our skulls out through our nose holes to tell us what is true, the reality, and, unfortunately, that darkness is right.

So, good luck on your journey to get a Girlfriend. It's your choice. Accept the truth, or fight it.
Me: I'll get a girlfriend eventually.
The Void: Hey shitass, look up your name on Urban Dictionary. I put one up that reads "you're a fucking dipshit who'll die depressed and poor."

Me: (proceeds to need help for homework on Shakespeare, and turns to Urban dictionary, who manages to put the world's most boring man into an erotic fantasy)
by an existant of this planet January 6, 2021
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GeorgeNotFound

Dream: Oh GEORGE!!!! COME HERE!!!!

GeorgeNotFound: EeeeEeEAEAEeaEaEaeeAeaEeAEAEeaeEAEeaeA
by an existant of this planet February 17, 2021
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Among Us

A game of many kinds of people.

The people that dress like fruits.

The people who try making a name like "I told u I"

The horny little shits who name themselves "step sis" or "hxrny boy" or "cute girl" or "im single"

The person named imposter

The discord cheats who name themselves Hi and Hi 1.

The person fucking literally named nothing, and says nothing the whole fucking game

The guy who speaks another language and is stupid enough to not change the region or chat language

The guy who really tries to troll and says its me, i'm the imposter

The guy you trust for like 5 games straight because you were both crewmates and then he kills you

The salty little shits who ban you after winning the game

The simps, who keep saying gross shit in the chat.

The simps who are bigger shitheads that ban you for calling them simps.

The little shits who ban you for roasting them

The little shits who ban you for exposing their cheating

The kid who bans you the second you join the game

The dumbass who kicks you and when you rejoin they call you a hacker

The sellout imposter who gives away the other imposter

The 10000000 IQ guy who understands the Polus Map

People who name themselves after their hats
Among Us, the game with a bunch of colored pills running around , with one of them killing other pills
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cyberbullying

a talent that I specialize in.
Cyberbullying is one of my favorite hobbies.
by an existant of this planet January 10, 2022
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