A nerd so nerdy that other less nerdy nerds make fun of him/her. (This only applies to people over the age of 12.)
Nerd: I really enjoy Star Wars.
Pleeb: Well, I own the limited edition gold plated Han Solo in Carbonite collector plate. I paid $950.00 for it on eBay.
Nerd: You're a fucking pleeb, dude.
A shit that, upon inspection, is two different shades.
Pete: Holy shit, dude...your shit is two different shades of brown!
Mike: That's a deep dump. Straight from the gullet.
A shit so giant that it clogs up the toilet upon first flush.
1. Damn, Johnny left a crugger in the toilet and now it's clogged.
When, while in the process of wiping your anus, you get poo on your fingers. Now it has to be decided whether you pull up your pants with shit-fingers, or you penguin walk to the sink, pants around ankles, to wash your hands first.
This excessive diarrhea made me get shit all over my hands. I'm in a public restroom, and need to wash off my hands, but I don't want to walk out there with my pants around my ankles. Jeez...this is quite a cuck-nundrum!
A hot fudge-like shit mess quickly followed and mixed with a sandy peanut buttered shit.
Gregg: Damnit....that weird New York food I ate is ready to be born again. I think I feel a muddler coming! Fuuuuuuuuck!!