10 definitions by alternabear

Performing analingus (i.e. give a rimjob)
I'm hoping to go spelunking tonight!
by alternabear June 6, 2015
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It's the middle part of the bottom of your nose between the nostrils. Most people only hear the word because of them being pierced.
John looks so much hotter since he got the 6 gauge piercing in his septum.
by alternabear July 23, 2013
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St. Louis slang for Panera Bread. It originally started in the region and the local stores are still branded with the old moniker St. Louis Bread Co. Locals just drop the "St. Louis" part.
Going to breadco. Want anything?
by alternabear September 7, 2017
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Walking on the sidewalk in a row instead of in a line, like people do on TV. It's particularly noticeable with Midwestern US tourists in East Coast cities, like New York, DC and Boston. People emulate what they see on TV especially Sex and the City rather than noticing the etiquette and block access for people trying to go around or walk in the opposite direction.
OMG could you please stop sex-and-the-citying it!
by alternabear May 2, 2017
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a verb that means to crave something strongly, usually said in a construct with a participle (e.g. "to be jonesing for") and often pronounced without the 'g' at the end (e.g. "to be jonesin' for").

Sometimes the "for" is foregone. Usually a phrase emphasizing being in the moment is included, such as "right now" for the present, or "at that time", "right then" for the past. In past, present or future constructions, when said in a negative construction "just yet" is also used occasionally.
I'm really jonesing for a coffee right now.
I'm really jonesin' a cigarette right now.
I just got over being sick for a week. I'd like to go to the concert, but I'm not jonesin' to be out in public just yet.
by alternabear December 13, 2015
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A gay man who enjoys foreplay, such as kissing, cuddling, manual stimulation, fellatio, and analingus, but not actual sex.

As with anything, discuss any risks and comfort levels with any potential partner(s) prior to having sex. Have real conversations. It’s okay to like what you like and not like what you don’t, as long as you don’t mislead anyone.
“Are you a top, a bottom, or vers?
“I’m more of a side.”
by alternabear June 16, 2018
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A metaphor for a plane you're riding on to land at its destination, particularly on a return flight after being somewhere far away or terrible.
I've been in St. Louis for a week and I can't wait to kiss the ground back at National Airport in the DC area.
by alternabear August 29, 2017
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