alphahooker's definitions

boston steamer

Leaving a steamy pile of shit on top of a glass table while somebody is laying under the table face up.

That glass coffee table would be perfect for a steamer, after we do lines of coke.

by alphahooker November 22, 2004

Stinker

Female with a smelly snatch

Wear a jimmie when you bag that whore, she's a stinker

by alphahooker November 22, 2004

Cracker Barrel

A restaurant in the South, which got its name from old school Cowboys. Where the term cracker came from

Theres to many cracka's at Cracker Barrel. Lets get some viddles somewhere else

by alphahooker November 22, 2004

bad parent

abandoning/neglecting your drink.
Bad parents leave wounded soldiers

He opened up a beer but left it in the other room. He's being a bad parent

by alphahooker March 11, 2008

cookout

Bar-B-Que, used mainly in the south

ya'll come on over for the cookout Sunday. Bring the grits!

by alphahooker November 22, 2004

Choad

Like the above definitions. Funny thing is, I was calling a fellow co-worker that, who happens to be Indian (not Native American). Turns out Choad means vagina in Indian.

'Ram you're such a choad.'
'Why did you just call me that?'

by alphahooker November 22, 2004

Faded to the curb

Extremely intoxicated. See also faded

'What the hell happened last night?'
'Holy shit coz you were faded to the curb!'

by alphahooker November 22, 2004