akaidiot13's definitions

Burrito de Pene

wrapping your penis in a tortilla and then receiving blow-job.

When i was in mexico i got a burrito de pene form my house-keeper.

by akaidiot13 August 25, 2011

Louisiana death-roll

When engaging in missionary style intercourse you grab your partner in a bear hug and start spinning as fast as you can. similar to an alligator.

Last night was crazy that bitch put me in a Louisiana death-roll

by akaidiot13 August 25, 2011

mayonnaise

A common substituent for sexual lubricant, most often used by the elderly.

Eloise get the Mayonnaise were all out of k-y.

by akaidiot13 August 23, 2011