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"Blue Shell Nuked": Being hit by a Blue Shell in a Mario Kart game, which hits as hard as a tactical nuke. Blue Shells relentlessly seek out racers in first place, and explode, delaying them, and any driver close to them for several seconds. Depending on where you get bluked, this can cost you time, or the entire race. Blue Shells (usually) cannot be avoided or dodged.
$#@%&(*#!!!! I got Bluked! ~or~ Ha-ha, you got Bluked!
Being Bluked can ruin your whole day.

"No Blukes"
by ageeksayswhat December 2, 2014
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Massive, putrid, uncontrollable diarrhea which strikes after eating McDonald's fast-food.

Usually strikes when you are the furthest away from a toilet. Being mostly liquid, there is no holding back Ronald's Revenge. The quicker you waddle, the tighter you clench, the faster it comes out.
If you eat McDonald's you better wear your Depends.
Goes down good, then comes Ronald's Revenge!
by ageeksayswhat October 16, 2016
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