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2 definitions by aeop

 
1.
1.) Quite possibly the most evil prospective super-villain ever imagined for low-budget horror/action movies: a Pirate, Ninja, Zombie hybrid.

2.) A creature that possesses the redeemable traits of 18th century seafaring fashion, stealth and articulate weaponry skill, and longevity of the undead.

3.) The severest case of explosive diarrhea one can incur after eating Indian food.
1.) Tremor Connoisseur 1: "I tootally can't wait for this movie to come out, I hear it has a Pinjambie in it! It's gonna suck sooo bad."
Tremor Connoisseur 2: "It's gonna suck awesome!"

2.) Kid: "Mom, can we go see Piranha 3D?"
Mom: "Fuck Piranhas, there's a Pinjambie in the movie we're seeing tonight."
Kid (whining): "But I want Piranhaaas..."
Mom: "What part of 'Fuck Piranhas' did you not understand?"

3.) Dude 1: "Holy fudgesicles man, my explosive Pinjambie just blew two holes straight through both my underwear and pants!!"
Dude 2: "Dude, you had one curry ball. What's wrong with you?"
by aeop June 28, 2011
 
2.
1.) A type of insult that unexpectedly hurls itself back upon its foolish owner and blasts his/her ego into tiny shards of humility and disgrace.

2.) The boomerang "Insult" used by the 18th century Australian aborigine Chief Brucedingo to physically attack, rather than verbally assail, rapscallions.
1.) Brother 1: "You're mother's so stupid, she called you a son of a bitch!"
Brother 2: "You dick-brain, we have the same mom."

2.) Guy 1: "If you were twice as smart as I am, you'd still be stupid."
Guy 2: "..... You're a fucking idiot.. Use that tiny brain of yours better before you hurl another Boomerang Insult."

3.) Idiot: "You’re so stupid you tried to put alphabet soup in alphabetical order!"
Sage: "Yeah. It worked."
Idiot: "..."
Sage: "Sigh, another Boomerang Insult from you today. Well done!"

4.) Rapscallion: "Strewth! That fuckeroo just hit me noggin with a boom-er-ang!"
Aussie: "Consider yourself lucky mate. That was the legendary Brucedingo!"
by aeop June 27, 2011