adman12's definitions

wiffle ball

Noun or Verb: To perform sexual intercourse with a penis made semi-flaccid by intoxication or exhaustion.

"Oh man, I could barely get it up after all those beers. The best I could give her a was a wiffle ball."

by Adman12 September 20, 2005

bumular

1. <i>Adj.</i> Of or relating to the posterior.

2. <i>Adj.</i> Of or relating to the indigent.

1. "Yikes! She's packed on a few pounds in the bumular area there!"

2. "Triple-X Sherry is a pretty bumular drink, but underage kids also like its high alcohol-to-cost ratio."

by Adman12 September 20, 2005

hard spot

A persistent, nostalgic sexual feeling about a person you desired in the past. Like a "soft spot," but a horny one.

"I still can't stop thinking about seeing Phoebe Cates naked in Fast Times when I was a kid. I guess I've still got a hard spot for her."

by Adman12 September 12, 2005

nonce

Like "once", "twice" and "thrice", but relating to something that has happened exactly zero times.

"How many times have you actually done this?"
"Once or twice."
"Really?"
"Okay, more like nonce."

by Adman12 December 30, 2005

Shatner

Toilet paper. So named because it goes around Uranus wiping out Klingons.

"Hand me the Shatner, will ya?"

by Adman12 September 21, 2005

Liquor Pig

A person who drinks constantly, heartily and indiscriminatly; a pig for liquor.

"Don's coming over again, so I'd better hide the good stuff. Otherwise, that liquor pig will clear me out."

by Adman12 September 22, 2005

Cinquante

Any container of Labatt 50 ("fifty" in French) which is produced and sold in Quebec. Slightly smoother and with more body than its Ontario counterpart, and like an elephant, it comes in quarts.

"We're heading down to Montreal this weekend to see the strippers and have a few quarts of Cinquante."

by Adman12 September 26, 2005