Definitions by adman12

Whitewater Shafting 

The act of sexual intercourse on a waterbed.

When he saw the waterbed in her dorm room, he knew he was in for some whitewater shafting.

Whitewater Shafting by Adman12 June 12, 2008

Ontarrogance 

The state of mind reached by many urban Ontarians when they convince themselves that their progressive social views are representative of all Canadians.

If you want to be confronted with your own Ontarrogance, try arguing for gay marriage at a party in rural New Brunswick.

Ontarrogance by Adman12 July 11, 2007

2nded

A short form of "seconded", useful in Internet fora.

Random poster: Show us yer bewbs!!1!11
You: 2nded

2nded by Adman12 March 3, 2007

DST-lag 

The jetlag-like disruption of your circadian rhythms that occurs on the Monday after Daylight Saving Time comes into effect.

"Sorry I'm late. I've got the goddamn DST-lag. It took three cups of coffee before I could wake up enough to leave the house."

DST-lag by Adman12 April 22, 2006

MySpace Cadet

A teenybopper who has just discovered the Internet; an adolescent desperate for attention.

Did you see that kid's bloggity troll post on Fark? What a MySpace Cadet.

MySpace Cadet by Adman12 April 6, 2006

nonce

Like "once", "twice" and "thrice", but relating to something that has happened exactly zero times.

"How many times have you actually done this?"
"Once or twice."
"Really?"
"Okay, more like nonce."

nonce by Adman12 December 30, 2005

panty solvent 

Another name for liquid panty remover, a term used to describe sweet, premixed alcoholic coolers preferred by teenage girls and appreciated by the boys who pursue them.

See also girl drink drunk.

"Stock the fridge with panty solvent. That girl we met at the party is bringing all her friends."

panty solvent by Adman12 November 23, 2005