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41 definitions by adman12

 
1.
Toilet paper. So named because it goes around Uranus wiping out Klingons.
"Hand me the Shatner, will ya?"
by Adman12 September 01, 2005
 
2.
The jetlag-like disruption of your circadian rhythms that occurs on the Monday after Daylight Saving Time comes into effect.
"Sorry I'm late. I've got the goddamn DST-lag. It took three cups of coffee before I could wake up enough to leave the house."
by Adman12 April 03, 2006
 
3.
Noun: A person who represents the lowest of the low - unemployed, unwashed, but not necessarily homeless, often invlved in petty crime; the guys you see dregging around downtown as they continue their drunk from the night before while you're on your way to work; reprobates.

The verb "to dreg" describes dreg-like behaviour such as sleeping one off on a park bench or casing parked cars for easy break-ins.
"Jesus! Look at those dregs dregging around the parking lot."
by Adman12 September 22, 2005
 
4.
Another term for tramp stamp, a tattoo on a woman's lower back.
Guy 1: "Look at that girl's slag tag."
Guy 2: "Don't you mean tramp stamp?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, but I think she's British."
by Adman12 September 21, 2005
 
5.
The flatulent expulsion of trapped air from the vagina after penile withdrawal.
"When I pulled out, she actually let a cunt fart rip. It was hard not to laugh, but I managed."
by Adman12 August 29, 2005
 
6.
To be drunk on sweet umbrella drinks or coolers; for women, the combination of too much sugar and too much alcohol makes them both hyperactive and extremely silly. First coined on the 1990's Canadian sketch comedy show "The Kids in the Hall."
"See that girl dancing on the table and singing Total Eclipse of the Heart into her Bacardi Breezer? I'd say she's girl drink drunk."
by Adman12 September 06, 2005
 
7.
The indeterminate drizzle of semen that follows ejaculation.
"We would've gotten away with it too, if her parents hadn't seen the jizzle spot on my pants."
by Adman12 November 17, 2005