adman12's definitions

Chicken Pizza

An intentional malapropism used by English-speaking tourists to refer jokingly to Chichén Itzá, the impressive ruins of a large Pre-Columbian Mayan city and religious complex in Mexico's Yucatan region.

"Yeah, we partied all night in Cancun, then had to get up early to catch the bus to see Chicken Pizza."

by Adman12 October 20, 2005

dreg

Noun: A person who represents the lowest of the low - unemployed, unwashed, but not necessarily homeless, often invlved in petty crime; the guys you see dregging around downtown as they continue their drunk from the night before while you're on your way to work; reprobates.

The verb "to dreg" describes dreg-like behaviour such as sleeping one off on a park bench or casing parked cars for easy break-ins.

"Jesus! Look at those dregs dregging around the parking lot."

by Adman12 September 22, 2005

UDism

An UDism is a term that was made up for, and only exists on, Urban Dictionary. It includes imaginative neologisms as well as just plain disgusting dirty crap. If ever used outside the confines of this Web site by anyone other than the originator, it ceases to be an UDism.

UDism is an UDism, but not the dirty kind.

by Adman12 October 20, 2005

Shatner

Toilet paper. So named because it goes around Uranus wiping out Klingons.

"Hand me the Shatner, will ya?"

by Adman12 September 21, 2005

jizzle

The indeterminate drizzle of semen that follows ejaculation.

"We would've gotten away with it too, if her parents hadn't seen the jizzle spot on my pants."

by Adman12 November 17, 2005

dykemaker

A guy so lame in bed, every woman he goes out with suddenly "discovers" that she's gay and leaves him for another woman.

"See that waitress with the buzz cut? She used to be straight and hot before Ted went out with her. That's the second time it's happened this year. He's a real dykemaker."

by Adman12 September 12, 2005

moo-lay

A really cool and sophisticated way to say "mullet," since anything sounds more cool and sophisticated if you pronounce it as if it were French. It also allows you to encode your comment, in case you're overheard.

It has nothing to do with fucking a cow, although there may be some correlation between having a mullet and having a desire to pork the beef.

See also low-zay

"Check out that mullet!" he said, but made sure he pronounced it "moo-lay."

by Adman12 October 27, 2005