adman12's definitions

MySpace Cadet

A teenybopper who has just discovered the Internet; an adolescent desperate for attention.

Did you see that kid's bloggity troll post on Fark? What a MySpace Cadet.

by Adman12 April 6, 2006

wheelchair dope

Pot that is so potent, it incapacitates the user, making him or her a temporary quadriplegic.

"After I smoked that wheelchair dope, I couldn't fucking move for two hours."

by Adman12 September 24, 2005

gunt

(Noun) The bulge created by lower abdominal fat ballooning out below the tightened waistband of a fat lady's pants, below the gut and just above the see-you-next-Tuesday.

"Oh. My. God. That's one huge gunt she's got on her!"

by Adman12 September 16, 2005

wiffle ball

Noun or Verb: To perform sexual intercourse with a penis made semi-flaccid by intoxication or exhaustion.

"Oh man, I could barely get it up after all those beers. The best I could give her a was a wiffle ball."

by Adman12 September 20, 2005

Chicken Pizza

An intentional malapropism used by English-speaking tourists to refer jokingly to Chichén Itzá, the impressive ruins of a large Pre-Columbian Mayan city and religious complex in Mexico's Yucatan region.

"Yeah, we partied all night in Cancun, then had to get up early to catch the bus to see Chicken Pizza."

by Adman12 October 20, 2005

dreg

Noun: A person who represents the lowest of the low - unemployed, unwashed, but not necessarily homeless, often invlved in petty crime; the guys you see dregging around downtown as they continue their drunk from the night before while you're on your way to work; reprobates.

The verb "to dreg" describes dreg-like behaviour such as sleeping one off on a park bench or casing parked cars for easy break-ins.

"Jesus! Look at those dregs dregging around the parking lot."

by Adman12 September 22, 2005

percussionist

A guy who pretends to be a musician, and always wants to jam with them, but who can't be bothered to really learn to play anything real.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A percussionist.

by Adman12 September 23, 2005