41 definitions by adman12

Toilet paper. So named because it goes around Uranus wiping out Klingons.

The jetlag-like disruption of your circadian rhythms that occurs on the Monday after Daylight Saving Time comes into effect.

Noun: A person who represents the lowest of the low - unemployed, unwashed, but not necessarily homeless, often invlved in petty crime; the guys you see dregging around downtown as they continue their drunk from the night before while you're on your way to work; reprobates.

The verb "to dreg" describes dreg-like behaviour such as sleeping one off on a park bench or casing parked cars for easy break-ins.

Another term for tramp stamp, a tattoo on a woman's lower back.

The flatulent expulsion of trapped air from the vagina after penile withdrawal.

The indeterminate drizzle of semen that follows ejaculation.

To be drunk on sweet umbrella drinks or coolers; for women, the combination of too much sugar and too much alcohol makes them both hyperactive and extremely silly. First coined on the 1990's Canadian sketch comedy show "The Kids in the Hall."