153 definitions by adel7
The type of education whereby all one's information about world events, politics, and religion comes from Rush Limbaugh's radio show.
Basically, an education that brings another ditto head into being. Usually causes one to be narrow-minded, ill-informed, racist, and bigoted in general.
Basically, an education that brings another ditto head into being. Usually causes one to be narrow-minded, ill-informed, racist, and bigoted in general.
Rush Limbaugh education:
Caller: "Hey Rush, I'm another ditto head. I've studied under you for 10 years and I feel so empowered against these phony libs."
Rush: "Hey good for you. I am indeed El Rushbo the great magnificent cheese, and I'm proud of Americans like you - real patriots willing to fight those dirty terrorists and bring freedom! Thank you, and now we have a commercial break.... Do you feel safe at home? Well, there's a new system here for fighting all kinds of intruders and it's totally 100% effective. Trust me... blah blah blah..."
Caller: "Hey Rush, I'm another ditto head. I've studied under you for 10 years and I feel so empowered against these phony libs."
Rush: "Hey good for you. I am indeed El Rushbo the great magnificent cheese, and I'm proud of Americans like you - real patriots willing to fight those dirty terrorists and bring freedom! Thank you, and now we have a commercial break.... Do you feel safe at home? Well, there's a new system here for fighting all kinds of intruders and it's totally 100% effective. Trust me... blah blah blah..."
by adel7 January 13, 2008
A restaurant chain in Cali that sells some simple but good burgers and fries. Similar to whataburger in that they use pretty good ingredients.
by adel7 December 4, 2007
The slogan for Burger King - the fast food hamburger restaurant that is the main competitor to McDonalds. Burger King is far better than McDonalds in every way. Their main sandwich, the Whopper, is actually a very good value, as opposed to McDonald's Big Mac which is actually a lot smaller than the Whopper overall.
Burger King is a smarter advertiser than McDonalds. Instead of a perverted and psychotic clown as their main mascot, Burger King's mascot is a dignified and ubercool King. The King is even featured on an Xbox and Xbox 360 video game, called Sneak King. This advergaming title, along with Big Bumpin' and PocketBike Racer, show that Burger King is willing to take some financial risks - after all, they sold those Xbox games for only 3.99 with a value meal. And those games are actually pretty good for a game you get with a fast food meal. This is a testament to Burger King's ingenuity and better value. McDonald's, the epitome of a cost-cutting and tight-fisted corporation, with their small-sized hamburgers and their inflated prices, would never produce quality video games and sell them for as much as Burger King did.
In some cities, such as Los Angeles, the people there recognize BK's superiority and never go to Mickey D's. We should all do the same and support BK instead. And if you want another reason to avoid McDonald's, just watch Super Size Me.
On a side note, I have to admit I'm being a little bit hypocritical about avoiding McDonald's - just today I made an exception to this rule and had breakfast at Mickey Ds - although I feel that the meal I got for $4.40 (An egg McMuffin with no meat, a small orange juice, and a small hash brown), was not exactly a great value. The only good value at McDonalds, in my opinion, is the parfait from the dollar menu. But all in all, I should have gone to Burger King. I will regret this decision for a long time.
Burger King is a smarter advertiser than McDonalds. Instead of a perverted and psychotic clown as their main mascot, Burger King's mascot is a dignified and ubercool King. The King is even featured on an Xbox and Xbox 360 video game, called Sneak King. This advergaming title, along with Big Bumpin' and PocketBike Racer, show that Burger King is willing to take some financial risks - after all, they sold those Xbox games for only 3.99 with a value meal. And those games are actually pretty good for a game you get with a fast food meal. This is a testament to Burger King's ingenuity and better value. McDonald's, the epitome of a cost-cutting and tight-fisted corporation, with their small-sized hamburgers and their inflated prices, would never produce quality video games and sell them for as much as Burger King did.
In some cities, such as Los Angeles, the people there recognize BK's superiority and never go to Mickey D's. We should all do the same and support BK instead. And if you want another reason to avoid McDonald's, just watch Super Size Me.
On a side note, I have to admit I'm being a little bit hypocritical about avoiding McDonald's - just today I made an exception to this rule and had breakfast at Mickey Ds - although I feel that the meal I got for $4.40 (An egg McMuffin with no meat, a small orange juice, and a small hash brown), was not exactly a great value. The only good value at McDonalds, in my opinion, is the parfait from the dollar menu. But all in all, I should have gone to Burger King. I will regret this decision for a long time.
Adam: "Hey, Sarah, where should we go for lunch? I'm thinking McDonald's - dadadadaaaaa I'm lovin' it."
Sarah: "Are you outta your mind? Do you want to get ripped off and face their horrible customer service? Wouldn't you much rather Have It Your Way and go to BK? Come on dude, BK is better in so many ways."
Adam: "You know, you have a good point. Yeah, you're definitely right. Let's Have It Our Way baby. Besides, I don't want to see that freaky clown at Mickey Ds, he makes me get chills inside."
Sarah: "Are you outta your mind? Do you want to get ripped off and face their horrible customer service? Wouldn't you much rather Have It Your Way and go to BK? Come on dude, BK is better in so many ways."
Adam: "You know, you have a good point. Yeah, you're definitely right. Let's Have It Our Way baby. Besides, I don't want to see that freaky clown at Mickey Ds, he makes me get chills inside."
by adel7 August 31, 2007
When an employee pretends to be working hard only when his boss is watching. Basically, he starts working only when the boss comes walking by..
Jim had the ultimate sinecure. As a call center worker for a company that more resembled the governmental bureaucracy than a competitive firm, he got to play Yahoo Checkers all day, and whenever his boss came by he switched to eyeservice mode, quickly pressing alt+tab and staring at a spreadsheet, while saying "Hmmm... we've logged 37% today and ... uhh... oh hi Sir, I hope you're having a splendid day!"
Boss: "why I'm doing fine. Thank you. And how are those call logs coming a long?"
Employee: "Oh, they're pretty good. My rankin...I mean my sorting algorithm works fine now."
Boss: "Great, well, I'll see you around then. "
Employee: "See you around.... *alt+tab* (mumbling) ... dammit I'm outta time and my ranking went down to 1370.. "
Boss: "why I'm doing fine. Thank you. And how are those call logs coming a long?"
Employee: "Oh, they're pretty good. My rankin...I mean my sorting algorithm works fine now."
Boss: "Great, well, I'll see you around then. "
Employee: "See you around.... *alt+tab* (mumbling) ... dammit I'm outta time and my ranking went down to 1370.. "
by adel7 August 28, 2007
Quite simply put - the best 3-point shooter in the NBA today. Almost impossible to block, and reminiscent of Larry Bird. Kind of streaky, but almost always very accurate. If he misses it's just barely off.
Peja Stojakovic can really light it up.
by adel7 December 8, 2007
by adel7 December 2, 2007
A facetious term coined by Morgan Spurlock in his documentary movie Super Size Me. It refers to the extra methane one gets from eating lots of McDonald's food. That extra flatulence harms people around you and also further damages our ozone layer, and is usually followed by a McBrick.
Dude 1: "Yesterday I watched Super Size Me. That was some hilarious stuff Spurlock said while eating the quarter pounder meal."
Dude 2: "What did he say?"
Dude 1: "He goes: 'See, now's the time of the meal when you start getting the McStomach ache. You start getting the McTummy. You get the McGurgles in there. You get the McBrick, then you get the McStomach ache. Right now I've got some McGas that's rockin'.'
Dude 2: "ROFLMAO - McGas - that's McFuckedUP dude. LOL"
Dude 2: "What did he say?"
Dude 1: "He goes: 'See, now's the time of the meal when you start getting the McStomach ache. You start getting the McTummy. You get the McGurgles in there. You get the McBrick, then you get the McStomach ache. Right now I've got some McGas that's rockin'.'
Dude 2: "ROFLMAO - McGas - that's McFuckedUP dude. LOL"
by adel7 August 31, 2007