4 definitions by acheeseface

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(see Swift) a hairy mole is an overly large mole with an addition of hair on it's surface.
Whats that on your face SWIFT is that a hairy mole? it looks like it has a mind of it's own
by acheeseface January 07, 2009

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can be used as an insult or somebody that likes sniffing cock,
Swift you are such a cocksniff,
Swift thats minging as is u sniffed sumbody's cock
by acheeseface January 08, 2009

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A douche bag is used as a form of slang meaning "idiot". A Douche bag can also be used as a bag in which dirty sanitary towels are kept.
"ANDREW SWIFT you are oficially a douche bag as you never emptied your mum's douche bag"
by acheeseface January 07, 2009

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New school Chav, wears all the chav wear "tracksuits socks tucked into pants etc etc, with a wooly hat with the flaps that cover your ears pointing upwards
look at that guy he's an N Dub what a wanker
by acheeseface January 08, 2009

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