1 definition by aceofyoloswag
a disorder commonly occurring after a breakup or extreme heartbreak where a male finds it difficult to find the motivation even get erect, let alone jack it off.
Jeff: Hey dude wanna see who can jerk off the most in a day?
Tom: I can't man, i'm dick sad.
Jeff: Alright bro, maybe another time!
Tom: I can't man, i'm dick sad.
Jeff: Alright bro, maybe another time!
by aceofyoloswag December 23, 2015