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2 definitions by acehole2

Describes the act of snatching or redirecting a buddy's potential sexual conquest.

Also, pootie scooped, pootie scooping
Jake: Man, you see the chick Frank just scored?

Paul: Just wait til he goes for a wee. I'm definitely pulling a pootie scoop. She's going home with me!

Jake: That's cold.
by acehole2 June 30, 2010
An athileptic is a person that believes they possess great athletic skills, but their in-game performance more closely resembles an epileptic seizure.

Can be used as a noun or an adjective.
Tyrone: I thought you said Mike could play?

Petey: He said he could.

Tyrone: Looks athileptic to me.

Petey: I won't pick him up next week.
by acehole2 October 10, 2011