ace's definitions

Turkey Helmet

Similar to a Cincinnati Bowtie, a turkey helmet is the act of sitting on a face, with your nutsack and dang on the other party's neck. Preferably, your asshole will be atop the point of the victim's nose. In this position, your scrote resting on the neck will look like a turkey's fleshy neck.

After that fucker that disrespected me at my own party passed out, I pulled down my pants and gave that dicksucker a serious Turkey Helmet. Talk about hilarity!

by Ace September 1, 2008

Duche Bag

Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University frat-boys.

"In order to join our fraternity, you must abandon decency and become a complete duche bag."

by Ace July 28, 2004

Muffin man

n. Muffin man.. the coolest guy on rs next to ace2cool..

"muffin man ownz joo"

by Ace December 12, 2004

36 crazyfists

A mass gathering of crazyfists.

Holy shit Tim, look at all those crazyfists. That shit is way too hardcore for me. I mean, I can handle one or two, maybe even 4 on occasion, but 36 crazyfists? Fuck that.

by Ace March 11, 2005

chillin with the pud

In intake of the illigal substance, marijuanna.

"Hey dude, wanna chill with the pud tonight?"

by ace May 13, 2005

whoopah

the sound chander makes when trying to show that Ross is whipped

You know, WHOOPAH!

by Ace November 3, 2003

ohshi

Used as a ways to shorten the term, "Oh shit."

"Ohshi nigga, my milkshake brings all da boys to da playground."

by Ace March 7, 2004