ace's definitions

Monker

1.Someone or something being of or looking like a monkey.

2. It can take the place of any other word.

1.You're such a monker.

2. Go monker yourself, or you're a shit monker.

by Ace November 20, 2004

Jelqing

The correct medical slang for exercising one's penis for both enlargement in size and girth. Requires a man to basically jack off for 20 minutes, 3 times a week, while maintaing a non erect penis, and no money shot. Surprisingly it does work, but sadly like all exercise of any muscle it requires hard work, repetition, and daily showers (*wink*).

Tony was your typical asian with a 3 inch penis before Jelqing 3 times a week for 3 months. His results a normal 5 inch penis, Go TONY!

by Ace May 8, 2005

bootleg

Something that really sucks or is really bad...

Yo, that drum set is bootleg man...

by Ace June 9, 2004

nerd

A unattractive, socially clumsy or unstylish individual; or someone who is considered intellectual or "brainy."

"Ugh! I went to the library and it was full of computer nerds!"

by Ace February 5, 2002

slampig

a female who loves to have sex; under 13, they are called slampiglets

My girlfriend is quite a slampig.

by Ace April 13, 2004

no biggie

not a big deal

Jamal: yo demitrius, i ate all of your fried chickin

Demitrius: no biggie jamal

by ace May 24, 2004

slampiglet

like a slampig, but for girls under 13

my little sister is big slampiglet

by Ace April 13, 2004