2 definitions by acasianBitrate

When 2 woman separately sit on a man's face and genitals.
Person 1: I heard Jake had a two-seater last night?
Person 2: I'm jealous. I'm a damn virgin.
by acasianBitrate November 3, 2023
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A derogatory term used for people at gyms who clog up the space, either sitting in machines on their phones or laying on a yoga mat and relaxing or someone leaning against a treadmill when they're not using it.
Powerlifter: Why hasn't she moved from that machine yet? It's been 15 minutes...
Average dude: She's a clogger. All she does is take pictures on her insta with the hashtag #gymlife and walk out seconds after.
Powerlifter: Well she's been sitting there for 15 minutes... Why?
Average dude: Probably struggling to take the perfect shot.
Powerlifter: And how do you know her insta?
Average dude: Uhhh.....
by acasianBitrate November 3, 2023
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