Definitions by absolutben80

Chirpliment

Talking shit to somebody while giving them a compliment. A compliment which also casts the complimentee in a negative light.

Dude1 : Nice fucking jeans bro
Dude2: yo, these are the new Roberto Cavalli
Dude1: yeah cool I guess...
Dude2: thanks for the chirpliment dude!

Chirpliment by absolutben80 July 19, 2012

Shoe Bar 

Gentlemen's club, Strip Joint, a bar where women only wear shoes.

Dude 1: Hey man, i'm sick of drinking in this stupid pub
Dude 2: You're right, let's hit the shoe bar

Dude 1: Damn right. Let's go !

Shoe Bar by absolutben80 February 3, 2012

fake tickets 

Fake breasts, Fake Tits, +2.

Example1:
Dude : yo, how come all these broads can get in the bar quicker than us?
Dude2: They have fake tickets bro!

fake tickets by absolutben80 July 6, 2011