brighton

an egotistical try-hard child who needs to shut up or get a muzzle

brighton: man check this out, I beat your score by 1%... your such a loser
me: shut up and get a muzzle you annoying sweat

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Siblings

kid: SIBLINGS SUCK they are only born bcs mom had too much sex in the office!!!!!

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midoriya is a broccoli head

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Paladins is a rip-off of overwatch for depressed children who were kicked out of overwatch because they weren't salty enough.

person 1: do you play overwatch
person 2: no but I do play paladins
person 1: get out of my life you unsalty whore

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1. One of the funnest things in the universe
2. you move down sand dunes at a high speed on a board

person 1: let's go sand boarding
person 2: no thanks!
person 1: that was not a question... get your sand board

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they make cringey tiktoks

Middle schooler: and now to upload my not cringey video

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within 24 hours of reading this, a man with a strange german accent will knife you in the back.

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