2 definitions by a_fucking_sloth_lizard
When you use your lawnmower and everyone else starts mowing their lawn too. Applies for most equipment such as hedge trimmers and weed whackers.
by a_fucking_sloth_lizard September 4, 2017
When you're having sex and your partner takes a shit on your shmegma-encrusted penis, turning your shmegma brown and appetizing for your partner to eat. If he or she pleases.
I received a Dutch Shmegma
by a_fucking_sloth_lizard February 25, 2016