3 definitions by aWoodenTableInDrag

Victim points

The score of someones victimhood level out of 100 according to whatever groups they are seen (or claim to be) a part of

Person1: Hello i'm a black american man!
Calculator: Nice, thats 40 victim points!
Person2: You privileged scum. I'm a gay muslim transgender refugee vegan american orphan in a burqua!
Calculator: *explodes*

by aWoodenTableInDrag August 10, 2017

Melbs

A local slang word for Melbourne, Australia

Where ya from mate?
Melbs!
Ah fuck that commie city

by aWoodenTableInDrag August 10, 2017

Kayfers

An Australian slang term referring to Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC).

Pronounced and spelled phonetically, though alternative spellings could be: Kfers

Lets grab some kayfers
Fuck yeah, grab me a zinger box and a goBucket

by aWoodenTableInDrag August 10, 2017