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To find a dead moose on the side of the road, cut it open, feast on its inerds whilst fucking whatever organs possible. Than, rip off all of its skin with one's teeth, pee in the asshole, cum on in its nose, fuck one's self(s) with its antlers, put on womens under garmets and curl up inside it chest cavity and screem KITTEN CANVAS as loud possible for two hours.
Eric: "Hey Jed, do you wanna go have a spicnic?"

Jed: "Fuck no, I had one two days ago, and I still have bloodstains on my skin. How about next tuesday?"
by a web design student in class March 26, 2009

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